Jabroni Marsupial
@drmischief.bsky.social
I spend way too much time on the internet at work and get away with it.
Who do you trust more to run the country?
A. a plumber
B. a lawyer
C. an orange man
D. a Bluesky meme account?
A. a plumber
B. a lawyer
C. an orange man
D. a Bluesky meme account?
June 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Who do you trust more to run the country?
A. a plumber
B. a lawyer
C. an orange man
D. a Bluesky meme account?
A. a plumber
B. a lawyer
C. an orange man
D. a Bluesky meme account?
Imagine how pissed off someone needs to be to drop the coin in order to egg someone's house during an shortage.
February 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Imagine how pissed off someone needs to be to drop the coin in order to egg someone's house during an shortage.
Reposted by Jabroni Marsupial
romulan numerals
December 2, 2024 at 5:49 PM
romulan numerals
Reposted by Jabroni Marsupial
if it's not a shitpost what the fuck are you even doing with your life
December 12, 2024 at 1:41 AM
if it's not a shitpost what the fuck are you even doing with your life
Star trek has "TOS" and "TNG".
Does this mean we're calling Discovery "STD"?
Does this mean we're calling Discovery "STD"?
December 10, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Star trek has "TOS" and "TNG".
Does this mean we're calling Discovery "STD"?
Does this mean we're calling Discovery "STD"?
Hear me out: Chicken and waffles AND pickles.
December 10, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Hear me out: Chicken and waffles AND pickles.
Riker Googling: Can a dermal regenerator fix a torn leather couch?
December 10, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Riker Googling: Can a dermal regenerator fix a torn leather couch?
Did you just assume my AWS role???
December 10, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Did you just assume my AWS role???
Google: why do hitchhikers need towels?
December 10, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Google: why do hitchhikers need towels?
If the Earth is round then why does Ikea *FLAT*-pack their stuff? Checkmate, rounders.
December 10, 2024 at 5:03 AM
If the Earth is round then why does Ikea *FLAT*-pack their stuff? Checkmate, rounders.
So,,, this website is still a thing. Wonder what kind of traffic they have.
isp.netscape.com
isp.netscape.com
Netscape ISP Homepage
isp.netscape.com
December 10, 2024 at 5:03 AM
So,,, this website is still a thing. Wonder what kind of traffic they have.
isp.netscape.com
isp.netscape.com
Winter Solstice is just dark mode in real life.
December 10, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Winter Solstice is just dark mode in real life.
You're a Droid and I'm annoyed.
December 10, 2024 at 4:56 AM
You're a Droid and I'm annoyed.
As a developer, how do you automate your shit-posting?
December 10, 2024 at 4:55 AM
As a developer, how do you automate your shit-posting?
"I'll just put this large data processing job on the web API server" is the digital equivalent of towing a large uhaul trailer with a Honda Civic.
December 10, 2024 at 4:54 AM
"I'll just put this large data processing job on the web API server" is the digital equivalent of towing a large uhaul trailer with a Honda Civic.
Singing Billy Joel like:
Spicy peppers, DNA, I do not know what to say
Scratchy pillow, beef chow mein, you know what to do
Spicy peppers, DNA, I do not know what to say
Scratchy pillow, beef chow mein, you know what to do
December 10, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Singing Billy Joel like:
Spicy peppers, DNA, I do not know what to say
Scratchy pillow, beef chow mein, you know what to do
Spicy peppers, DNA, I do not know what to say
Scratchy pillow, beef chow mein, you know what to do
Have you all heard about this musician Chris Cornell? Pretty good.
December 10, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Have you all heard about this musician Chris Cornell? Pretty good.
We're a Star Trek family over here but, I still respect your SciFi-show beliefs.
December 10, 2024 at 4:51 AM
We're a Star Trek family over here but, I still respect your SciFi-show beliefs.
Remember before AI, NFTs were a thing? #nostalgia
December 10, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Remember before AI, NFTs were a thing? #nostalgia
The news is soooo good at making things seem like the way things aren't.
December 10, 2024 at 4:47 AM
The news is soooo good at making things seem like the way things aren't.