Dr Lolsey
@drlolsey.bsky.social
Any/all pronouns (18+)
I was a human once
The yellow crayons taste the best
I was a human once
The yellow crayons taste the best
Warning labels on products are for people who wont read them anyway
July 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Warning labels on products are for people who wont read them anyway
What do you guys think they do with the other o8% of milk?
July 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
What do you guys think they do with the other o8% of milk?
I should be able to use a family restroom without being looked at. If I can finish a whole large pizza by myself, then I should count as a family of 4.
July 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I should be able to use a family restroom without being looked at. If I can finish a whole large pizza by myself, then I should count as a family of 4.
I choose to believe that the current cost of living is purely because of CEOs somewhere hearing that inflation is really popular online.
January 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I choose to believe that the current cost of living is purely because of CEOs somewhere hearing that inflation is really popular online.
Ppcocaine is just Chappell Ryan's Wario, change my opinion.
January 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Ppcocaine is just Chappell Ryan's Wario, change my opinion.
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Epona is so cool I wish horses were real
January 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Epona is so cool I wish horses were real
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apparently i have "ruined" the eggnog because "obviously" the eggs "shouldn't have been scrambled"
December 15, 2024 at 11:01 PM
apparently i have "ruined" the eggnog because "obviously" the eggs "shouldn't have been scrambled"
I don't know if that was the real mark hamill that followed me and unfollowed me this morning, but I'll be chasing that nerd high for years.
December 10, 2024 at 8:41 PM
I don't know if that was the real mark hamill that followed me and unfollowed me this morning, but I'll be chasing that nerd high for years.
I feel like I could deal with people being directly rude to me, but they don't even do that. They just glare at me passive aggressively like I'm the person who invented mosquitos.
December 10, 2024 at 5:53 PM
I feel like I could deal with people being directly rude to me, but they don't even do that. They just glare at me passive aggressively like I'm the person who invented mosquitos.
Domestic dispute near my home, Never had to call the fuzz before.
November 20, 2024 at 8:21 AM
Domestic dispute near my home, Never had to call the fuzz before.
I heard my favorite Christmas song on the grocery store radio. It's over every other song can go home now.
November 13, 2024 at 3:32 PM
I heard my favorite Christmas song on the grocery store radio. It's over every other song can go home now.
If you see this, post a robot.
November 10, 2024 at 10:38 PM
If you see this, post a robot.
Inside of you, there are two wolves. A furry artist is having a field day with them.
November 8, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Inside of you, there are two wolves. A furry artist is having a field day with them.