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@drjosie.lgbt
Josie
Tired tech tranny. Clocky yet invisible.
Minors DNI 🔞
Tired tech tranny. Clocky yet invisible.
Minors DNI 🔞
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔
@drjosie.lgbt
· Jan 29
Ok I'm getting Facebook follows now, so just FYI, I'm pretty feral on here. If we work together and you're not queer I'll probably block you for my own ability to find a job just FYI lol
Why do I have to spiral when I realize that someone doesn't like me very much? Why can't I let it go like a normal person?
(Don't argue with me about this please, but you can commiserate)
(Don't argue with me about this please, but you can commiserate)
November 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Why do I have to spiral when I realize that someone doesn't like me very much? Why can't I let it go like a normal person?
(Don't argue with me about this please, but you can commiserate)
(Don't argue with me about this please, but you can commiserate)
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“i like that when i hug you your boobs fit nicely into my armpits”
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
“i like that when i hug you your boobs fit nicely into my armpits”
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I did my part
November 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I did my part
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I can’t believe Timothée Chalamet got snubbed for best performance by the Game Awards
November 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I can’t believe Timothée Chalamet got snubbed for best performance by the Game Awards
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And lest we forget, goblin deez nuts 😌
November 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
And lest we forget, goblin deez nuts 😌
Even Saruman's poopmancy cannot produce its equal
Good point. Gives new meaning to going down down to goblin town.
November 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Even Saruman's poopmancy cannot produce its equal
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Which orc has the biggest dick?
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Which orc has the biggest dick?
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According to my Letterboxd I have only ever seen Predator Badlands. As such, I’m watching Fellowship of the Ring and I gotta say I’m getting some real Predator Badlands vibes from this
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
According to my Letterboxd I have only ever seen Predator Badlands. As such, I’m watching Fellowship of the Ring and I gotta say I’m getting some real Predator Badlands vibes from this
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Yes daddy, bind me in your darkness, daddy
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Yes daddy, bind me in your darkness, daddy
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Rings for men?!
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Rings for men?!
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If you want old man sounds, the wizard duel in Fellowship of the Ring remained undefeated
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
If you want old man sounds, the wizard duel in Fellowship of the Ring remained undefeated
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Frodo putting on the ring and looking Sauron right in the eye and saying “dominate all life, daddy”
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Frodo putting on the ring and looking Sauron right in the eye and saying “dominate all life, daddy”
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We have some new speakers so I am making @drjosie.lgbt listen to the 20 minute long Decemberists masterpiece Joan in the Garden
November 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
We have some new speakers so I am making @drjosie.lgbt listen to the 20 minute long Decemberists masterpiece Joan in the Garden
Rediscovering The Eels has been the best thing to happen to me musically in a long time
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Rediscovering The Eels has been the best thing to happen to me musically in a long time
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Me to @hrm-kristin-i.gay while listing one hit wonders: "Who Let the Dogs Out"
K: the Baja Boys, right?
Me: excuse me, they are *Men*
K: the Baja Boys, right?
Me: excuse me, they are *Men*
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Me to @hrm-kristin-i.gay while listing one hit wonders: "Who Let the Dogs Out"
K: the Baja Boys, right?
Me: excuse me, they are *Men*
K: the Baja Boys, right?
Me: excuse me, they are *Men*
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baja boys ii baja men
Me to @hrm-kristin-i.gay while listing one hit wonders: "Who Let the Dogs Out"
K: the Baja Boys, right?
Me: excuse me, they are *Men*
K: the Baja Boys, right?
Me: excuse me, they are *Men*
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
baja boys ii baja men
Me to @hrm-kristin-i.gay while listing one hit wonders: "Who Let the Dogs Out"
K: the Baja Boys, right?
Me: excuse me, they are *Men*
K: the Baja Boys, right?
Me: excuse me, they are *Men*
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Me to @hrm-kristin-i.gay while listing one hit wonders: "Who Let the Dogs Out"
K: the Baja Boys, right?
Me: excuse me, they are *Men*
K: the Baja Boys, right?
Me: excuse me, they are *Men*
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Happy Wednesday, cuties
I feel like shit but I’m still kicking
I feel like shit but I’m still kicking
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Happy Wednesday, cuties
I feel like shit but I’m still kicking
I feel like shit but I’m still kicking
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Happy 55th Annual ‘Oregon Blew Up a Whale’ Day, to all who celebrate
50 Years Ago Today, Oregon Blew Up a Dead Whale. With Dynamite. On Live TV.
The blubber chunks were ... everywhere.
www.popularmechanics.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Happy 55th Annual ‘Oregon Blew Up a Whale’ Day, to all who celebrate
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
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repeat winning the World Series is bourgeois decadence
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
repeat winning the World Series is bourgeois decadence
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Belated, but my first femme Halloween costume came together great! A girl saw me and exclaimed, "wow, you're pretty!" Feels really good <3
November 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Belated, but my first femme Halloween costume came together great! A girl saw me and exclaimed, "wow, you're pretty!" Feels really good <3
Honestly no. It would just be different bullshit that they oppress us with lol
How much would human history change if the moon looked like goatse and the sun looked like two girls one cup?
October 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Honestly no. It would just be different bullshit that they oppress us with lol
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Just wait till you drive through a neighborhood full of fartsdumpers
October 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Just wait till you drive through a neighborhood full of fartsdumpers