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Jason Harrison
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Citizen of the USA, Canadian resident since 1992. Husband, dad, software developer, keeper of the house plants.
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Fresh off a nap and wearing a clean diaper, the old man staggers towards the music and motion.
October 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Where is his trigger finger? Is it within the trigger guard? It's definitely not pointing along the gun. Remember this Pulitzer winning photo and the trigger discipline demonstrated?
In this April 22, 2000 file photo, Elian Gonzalez is held in a closet by Donato Dalrymple, one of the two men who rescued the Cuban boy from the ocean, right, as government officials search the home of Lazaro Gonzalez for the young boy in Miami. Alan Diaz / AP, file
October 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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From the New Yorker
"Since you can no longer afford insurance that cOvers X-rays, I can instead show you the plans for the White House ballroom."
October 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Was busy this weekend so I didn't obsess over TLOAS and the knee jerk reactions, only saw the tloo video this morning.
Photo of two people fighting in the background with descriptions "TLOAS is the best album ever, you just hate fun!!!" and "TLOAS is tradwife maga propaganda!!!!" In the foreground, another man is looking at his phone, wearing headphones, and eating, "me, enjoying songs I like and skipping the ones I don't, like a normal person."
October 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Confirmed
Screenshot of twitter post by Department of State @StateDept Our nation was founded on the recognition that moral virtue and a steadfast faith in God are necessary preconditions of freedom. Yet under the Biden Administration, U.S. foreign policy belittled Christianity and weaponized government against faith. That era has ended. Under @POTUS's leadership, the State Department will eradicate practices that devalue and demean the Christian faith. foxnews.com/politics/doj-t.. Last edited 9:52 a.m. 05 Sep 25 4,706 Reposts 1,373 Quotes 1,496 Bookmarks
September 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Screenshot of artbymoby home page showing categories Screenshot of artbymoby home page showing menu entries without any entry for categories
September 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Northern Canadian islands are a hot mess.
Crop of insane, possibly AI generated, map from war.gov deforming the northern Canadian islands into a strange shape. Crop from google maps of North America and Western Greenland showing the complexity of the northern Canadian islands.
September 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Crop of a strange map from war.gov centred on Eastern Canada showing Greenland to the right, with an extraordinary fantasy land mass to the left, North of Hudson's Bay.
September 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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In an ideal world, the online stores wouldn't let sellers post contradictory statements.
HEALTHY MATERIAL:This office chair mat is made of PVC and free of the BPA. It contains no polyvinyl chloride, no volatile toxin, no special odor, for a healthy indoor environment. Rest assured you are buying a safe option for your home or office.
August 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Now with alt text

Case 1:16-cv-07673

Document 1-5

Filed 09/30/16

Page 1 of 2

DECLARATION IN SUPPORT OF PLAINTIFF'S REQUEST FOR PROTECTIVE ORDER

I, Tiffany Doe, a pseudonym, state as follows:
Case 1:16-cv-07673 Document 1-5 Filed 09/30/16 Page 1 of 2 DECLARATION IN SUPPORT OF PLAINTIFF'S REQUEST FOR PROTECTIVE ORDER I, Tiffany Doe, a pseudonym, state as follows: 1. I am a competent adult over 18 years of age able to testify as to personal knowledge. The facts in this declaration are true and correct to the best of my knowledge, information, and belief, and I am competent to testify to them if called upon to do so. 2. I originally met Jeffrey E. Epstein in New York City in 1990 when I was the age of 22. I attended a series of parties in that same year of 1990 where I was paid to entertain various guests of Mr. Epstein. 3. In the year 1991, I was promoted to the occupation of party planner in which my duties were to get attractive adolescent women to attend these parties. 4. I was hired by and paid directly by Mr. Epstein from the years of 1991-2000 to attract adolescent women to attend these parties, most of which were held at what is known as the Wexner Mansion located at 9 E. 71st St. in New York City. 5. In June, 1994 while performing my duties as a recruiter of adolescent women to attend Mr. Epstein's parties, I met a 13-year-old adolescent woman, the Plaintiff in this matter, at the Port Authority in New York City who said that she had come to New York City in the hope of starting a modeling career. 6. I persuaded the Plaintiff to attend a series of parties of Mr. Epstein that took place during the summer of 1994. I told her that, if she would join me at the parties, she would be introduced to people who could get her into the modeling profession and she would be paid for attending. 7. It was at these series of parties that I personally witnessed the Plaintiff being forced to perform various sexual acts with Donald J. Trump and Mr. Epstein. Both Mr. Trump and Mr. Epstein were advised that she was 13 years old. 8. I personally witnessed four sexual encounters that the Plaintiff was forced to have with Mr. Trump during this period, includi…
July 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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www.sas.upenn.edu/~jesusfv/Sli...
Tweet by Alice Evans retweeting Jesús Fernández-Villaverde's tweet Alice: There are two types of people: - Not bothered about demographics - Those who've read Jesus's slides & paper Jesus: I'm sharing my slide deck on the demographic future of humanity, Slides: sas.upenn.edu/~jesusfv/Slide...
July 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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USC law students can help those with an immigration-related court hearing complete and submit a "Motion to Change Hearing Format," which allows someone to have a remote/online hearing instead of an in-person hearing. The hotline number is (888) 462-5211. They can help in English or Spanish.
USC law students have started a hotline for people to call when they have an immigration-related court hearing but don't want to show up in person for fear of being arrested/detained by ICE outside the courthouse. The students will help people complete and submit a "Motion to Change Hearing Format," which can allow someone to have a remote/online hearing instead of in-person. Hotline # is (888) 462-5211. They can help in English or Spanish.
June 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Definitely time to get rid of nickles too!
Cost of making American coins from the USA Mint, 2024. 3.69 cents for a penny 13.78 cents for a nickle 5.76 cents for a dime 14.68 cents for a quarter 33.97 cents for half dollar
May 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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just add pink ...
screen capture of Sam Altman with tint moved from neutral to pinks
May 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Separated at birth
Count Tyrone Rugen from The Princess Bride Nathan Bedford Forrest from Wikipedia
May 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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The exchange was nasty and the insults were not limited:
Screenshot from Twitter. Image to text via Google Lens. Corrections made only to incorrect OCR. Dr. Grizzo (PhD, MD, BA, MBA,... Hey whats worse, using headshots to win a series or using starvation as a weapon to win a war? Doug Cifu @Dougmlarge Actually being a whiny dope anti semite is clearly worse. Loser Dr. Grizzo (PhD, MD, BA, MBA,... Not approving of using starvation as a weapon makes me a bigot? Got it. Get some sleep man market opens early tomorrow best of luck frontrunning robinhood traders you MAGA dick licker Doug Cifu @Doogletange Eat shit 51st state anti semite loser. Israel now and forever. Until ever last Hamas rat is eliminated.
May 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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@backblaze.bsky.social I do not understand "appears you have updated" immediately after "you have updated."

Which is it? Why suddenly so uncertain?
Screenshot from the Backblaze website. "Your credit card is up to date! Thank you -- it appears you have updated your credit card. Backblaze will continue backing up your computer!"
May 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Meme of Trump pointing upwards with "I DID THAT!" caption
May 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Taylor Swift - The Tortured Poets Department. Though she's still has decades to produce better.
Grey/white cover of Taylor Swift's album The Tortured Poets Department.
May 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Photo of the smokestack at the Vatican where the bishops communicate their failure or success with white or black smoke. The smoke is orange suggesting that they chose Trump to be the next pope.
April 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Hmmm, florists with dead plants in the window... Their cut flowers are dead. But not dried and crunchy...
Photo of florist shop window, with red circle around dead plants on the bottom shelf of a window display.
April 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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This street sign, from Seattle. What is the yellow symbol behind the flying people? A school zone sign (without the crosswalk)? A house? A baseball home plate?

Why not use street or crosswalk symbols? Are inattentive drivers impacting houses? Baseball games? Schoolhouses?
Street sign, White frame, rounded corners Blue background, Top to bottom: Text "Drive Carefully" Graphic of a yellow pentagon with the angles and proportions of a "house" or "baseball homeplate" oriented with point towards top. Overlaid with black silhouettes of a person in dress, arms hand raised, running or flying to the left. A black silhouette of a second person flying or running to the right. Black silhouettes of an open book and square above the persons. Text "Think of the Impact" Text "You Could Make" Graffiti/stickers applied to lower left and right corners. Bottom bolt attachin sign to light pole has either rusted or been spray painted with a very dark paint that bleeds off of the bottom of the sign.
April 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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New Yorker cartoon by Ivan Ehlers. Two people walking along a path, one of them saying "Just wait till 2028 and things will go right back to how they were." In the background a city skyline and a meteor heading to the ground.
April 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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The New Yorker is releasing an updated version of Strunk and White's "Elements of Style"
Omit needless words. Something long and meandering like this: For the next four years, the United States will be an unpredictable, unsteady global superpower run by a fascist oligarchy, in which the peoples representatives cater to a madman's whim. can simply be written as: F--- him.
April 14, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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These phishing emails disguised as recruiting emails thankfully still had a bad smell.
Screenshot of a phishing email """ I came across your social media background, and I'd love to ask a quick question. We're hiring a remote Social Media Manager to lead content on Facebook & Instagram for Red Bull. Think daily storytelling, creative campaigns, and digital community vibes-all from anywhere in the world. """
April 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM