Dwarven Cleric
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Dwarven Cleric
@drhobbes.bsky.social
Father and nerd. I'm here for shitposting, parenting humor, terrible puns, board games, interesting photography, and adorable pets. Gif is pronounced like Git, pineapple on pizza is delicious, and Oxford commas are not optional.
Old man on the corner with a professionally made Fuck Trump flag gets a thumbs down from the all black super lifted F-350. It’s like a perfectly distilled stereotype.
July 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Moved on to the next discography to run though in album order. This Tom Morello guy makes some interesting points.
May 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
C’mon all you new folks, do the cool thing and include alt text on your images. If it’s a wall of text screenshot then at least a little summary. All of the olds would likely appreciate it (I know this old would)
January 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(Re)building a server / NAS. This is going to be great, I get to show the boys all of the components and what they do, they’re going to love it!

Reader, they could not have cared less.

“Dad, do you enjoy doing this?” Yep! “That’s good for you”

Burn
December 15, 2024 at 3:46 AM
I’ve been working through the extra thanksgiving supplies in our fridge having whole milk lattes for the last few days. It was bitter disappointment today to downgrade to skim. I already miss my morning liquid dessert.
December 3, 2024 at 2:55 PM
The therapeutic extension continues to pay off.

On a related note, man does Apple make it a pain to make extensions for Safari. It's a Javascript bundle, why does XCode need to be involved?
November 10, 2024 at 4:58 PM
"Art" as therapy. Post election I decided to cut out news for a while to just build back up some emotional capacity. Didn't expect to see orange man on Gizmodo or other gaming news sites but here we are. So I'm thinking an extension that cuts him out of the world for me.
November 9, 2024 at 5:45 PM
If I hunch my shoulders any harder from pre-election anxiety I swear I’m going to shatter bones. How does anyone deal with this?!
November 1, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Let’s do this thing
October 22, 2024 at 1:37 AM
“Dad, I find it so weird to think that in 3 years you’ll be half a CENTURY old”. Ah, today’s going to be that kind of day.
October 21, 2024 at 3:11 PM
I somehow got on a conservative political spam/fundraising list. Man do they not know their audience.
October 16, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Vegetarian tater tot hot dish and standard hot dish made with impossible burger. I know the spirit of Tim Walz would be fine with it but man does it feel a little like sacrilege
October 16, 2024 at 1:15 AM
C’mon blue sky, give me that firehouse of debate hot takes and memes without having to listen to Vance speak.
October 2, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Question for Magic the Gathering players, when you store your cards how do you group them? Color / Set / Type / Alphabetical ? Some combination of that in some order?

I’ve only ever built fun little janky decks during drafts and never gone back through to build anything so I could use the advice.
September 19, 2023 at 2:22 PM
Lightly head banging to Renegades of Funk while scrubbing the toilet. Perfectly encapsulating mid-40s life.
July 22, 2023 at 6:22 PM
The ancient senile dog with few remaining teeth keeps trying to steal the special rabbit kibble from big dog. Big dog, who will throw up for days if she eats chicken, of course in turn tries to steal the soft chicken food from the ancient dog.
July 14, 2023 at 2:22 PM
I found the perfect pairing for my sticker
July 10, 2023 at 3:35 AM
I need a descriptive phrase for bringing Statler and Waldorf energy to apps like this. Is shit-replying a thing?
July 9, 2023 at 3:53 AM
Reposted by Dwarven Cleric
Well, I mean:
1. She doesn't own a dress
2. Her hair is always a mess
3. If you catch her stealing she won't confess
4. She's beautiful
July 8, 2023 at 4:02 PM