I just spent like 3 minutes writing out then deleting pithy jokey replies to this. But it's just so fucking dumb and shit that I can't find any humour in it. Even bleak British humour

Why is it that my initial reaction was "no s5 was terrible" but then actually thinking about it I'm on board with this take? What has poisoned my memory of that season?!

I happen to know a podcast that would welcome a Jurassic Park Sequel Pitch... Just saying...

Oh please oh please yes

Another audio adaptation like Gundog, please?

Excellent news! Now, has anyone optioned Quantum Earth, too? Or any news on book 3? Please?

Please, Dennis, I need more

Have a look at the Instagram account Unstable King - I help him out occasionally (just had to post this when I finished it) but he makes some really cool stuff

Whilst obviously getting it on film would be preferable, you can just go to a club and walk through it really slowly.

Like... No-one can stop you, y'know?

Cheers indeed!

I dunno but I'm writing it into all of my contracts going forwards