Drew Toynbee
@drewtoynbee.com
Freelance audio video creator, husband, dad to boys and pets, nerd - he/him
"Look Ma, I'm a real journalist!"
Also, the military industrial complex is absolutely bananas
Also, the military industrial complex is absolutely bananas
September 10, 2025 at 11:28 AM
"Look Ma, I'm a real journalist!"
Also, the military industrial complex is absolutely bananas
Also, the military industrial complex is absolutely bananas
DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT, NOTIFICATIONS, JESUS CHRIST
August 28, 2025 at 8:20 AM
DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT, NOTIFICATIONS, JESUS CHRIST
Ok this Warhammer painting thing is fun as hell. Anyone want me to paint their army for them? I just want to paint and buying enough for myself would be... Uh... Financially unwise
August 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Ok this Warhammer painting thing is fun as hell. Anyone want me to paint their army for them? I just want to paint and buying enough for myself would be... Uh... Financially unwise
Yo @rahulkohli13.bsky.social , I know you're all about the 4k fidelity, but how about some love for this retro set mockup?
July 10, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Yo @rahulkohli13.bsky.social , I know you're all about the 4k fidelity, but how about some love for this retro set mockup?
Help! I've been convinced to get into Warhammer and I'm really enjoying it! What do I do?! Someone save me!!!
June 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Help! I've been convinced to get into Warhammer and I'm really enjoying it! What do I do?! Someone save me!!!
I hope everyone who has got a shiny new Switch 2 is having lots of fun with it.
I'm jealous. What's annoying is I wasn't fussed at all until other people have the shiny new toy and now I want one.
I shall console (ha) myself by watching Predator: Killer of Killers instead
I'm jealous. What's annoying is I wasn't fussed at all until other people have the shiny new toy and now I want one.
I shall console (ha) myself by watching Predator: Killer of Killers instead
June 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I hope everyone who has got a shiny new Switch 2 is having lots of fun with it.
I'm jealous. What's annoying is I wasn't fussed at all until other people have the shiny new toy and now I want one.
I shall console (ha) myself by watching Predator: Killer of Killers instead
I'm jealous. What's annoying is I wasn't fussed at all until other people have the shiny new toy and now I want one.
I shall console (ha) myself by watching Predator: Killer of Killers instead
Me, thinking about big stately homes in the abstract: Awful, hate it, grandiose displays of wealth, all this space that could be shared freely, benefit of colonialism
Me, at a stately home on a beautiful day the morning after a wedding: All of the above still, but it is pretty
Me, at a stately home on a beautiful day the morning after a wedding: All of the above still, but it is pretty
May 17, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Me, thinking about big stately homes in the abstract: Awful, hate it, grandiose displays of wealth, all this space that could be shared freely, benefit of colonialism
Me, at a stately home on a beautiful day the morning after a wedding: All of the above still, but it is pretty
Me, at a stately home on a beautiful day the morning after a wedding: All of the above still, but it is pretty
Please send thoughts and prayers for me, a man in his late 30s with arthritis and a bad back, forced to choose between buying a new lawnmower to replace the one that just died, or trying to give the lawn a haircut with a hedge trimmer.
I made my choice. My wallet is happy. My back is not
I made my choice. My wallet is happy. My back is not
April 27, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Please send thoughts and prayers for me, a man in his late 30s with arthritis and a bad back, forced to choose between buying a new lawnmower to replace the one that just died, or trying to give the lawn a haircut with a hedge trimmer.
I made my choice. My wallet is happy. My back is not
I made my choice. My wallet is happy. My back is not
I'm visiting my mum for the day, so if anyone needs me I can be found at the bottom of a pile of dogs
March 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I'm visiting my mum for the day, so if anyone needs me I can be found at the bottom of a pile of dogs
This is genius and also absolutely infuriating
March 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This is genius and also absolutely infuriating
Thoroughly enjoying @james.crid.land 's use of the word "Skibidi" in today's podnews
March 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Thoroughly enjoying @james.crid.land 's use of the word "Skibidi" in today's podnews
I am open to applications for sugar mummies/daddies who will buy me this thanks
March 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I am open to applications for sugar mummies/daddies who will buy me this thanks
If you need a little sunshine in your day, here is our cat Indie, who has taken it upon himself to come with us on dog walks
March 2, 2025 at 7:51 AM
If you need a little sunshine in your day, here is our cat Indie, who has taken it upon himself to come with us on dog walks
Just on the off-chance that this ends up in front of a person with an abundance of cash and generosity, if you buy this for me I'll record you a voice note every day forever saying how much I love you
February 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Just on the off-chance that this ends up in front of a person with an abundance of cash and generosity, if you buy this for me I'll record you a voice note every day forever saying how much I love you
Please enjoy our neighbours' dog, Frank, getting a bit too keen to grab the paper
February 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Please enjoy our neighbours' dog, Frank, getting a bit too keen to grab the paper
For your amusement, I present the vaguest clickbait headline I've ever seen.
*Ahem*
"Something is happening inside the Earth, scientists say"
*Ahem*
"Something is happening inside the Earth, scientists say"
February 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
For your amusement, I present the vaguest clickbait headline I've ever seen.
*Ahem*
"Something is happening inside the Earth, scientists say"
*Ahem*
"Something is happening inside the Earth, scientists say"
My in-laws do good Xmas presents.
Anyone got a tried and tested method for framing puzzles?
Anyone got a tried and tested method for framing puzzles?
February 9, 2025 at 9:44 AM
My in-laws do good Xmas presents.
Anyone got a tried and tested method for framing puzzles?
Anyone got a tried and tested method for framing puzzles?
I found an ancient relic of a bygone era. Science may be able to tell us how long this totem to the sounds of nature has stood, but it will surely be a long and arduous task
January 3, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I found an ancient relic of a bygone era. Science may be able to tell us how long this totem to the sounds of nature has stood, but it will surely be a long and arduous task
I say this including myself, but sometimes it does strike me that men are so freaking weird sometimes
December 31, 2024 at 11:00 PM
I say this including myself, but sometimes it does strike me that men are so freaking weird sometimes
I have reached the stage of life where a Jigsaw suitcase is the Xmas gift I was most excited about and I am proud
December 29, 2024 at 9:02 PM
I have reached the stage of life where a Jigsaw suitcase is the Xmas gift I was most excited about and I am proud
This is really frustrating.
I thought that we, as a nation, had 'binge drinking' absolutely locked down
I thought that we, as a nation, had 'binge drinking' absolutely locked down
November 8, 2023 at 9:39 PM
This is really frustrating.
I thought that we, as a nation, had 'binge drinking' absolutely locked down
I thought that we, as a nation, had 'binge drinking' absolutely locked down
So the big storm has hit Somerset. It's carnage, we've lost our small decorative border fence, we now have a boogie board. Please pray for us in this difficult time
November 2, 2023 at 1:30 PM
So the big storm has hit Somerset. It's carnage, we've lost our small decorative border fence, we now have a boogie board. Please pray for us in this difficult time
Hello Bluesky people - please enjoy a timeline cleanse courtesy of my cat, Indie, who wouldn't stop crying at the door to my office until I let him in then made him a bed
October 17, 2023 at 12:14 PM
Hello Bluesky people - please enjoy a timeline cleanse courtesy of my cat, Indie, who wouldn't stop crying at the door to my office until I let him in then made him a bed