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Drew Steen
@drewsteen.bsky.social
I do science about the ocean, organic carbon, weird microbes and their enzymes. Associate Prof, Marine and Environmental Biology, USC. He/him.
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam,
Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
October 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
My phase was wearing ostentatiously wearing this shirt to, like, the mall.

There’s apparently Two Types of Guys and I submit that you should only vote for one of them.
October 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My phase was wearing ostentatiously wearing this shirt to, like, the mall.

There’s apparently Two Types of Guys and I submit that you should only vote for one of them.
October 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Define “Perfect Ending”?
October 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Pasadena showing up #nokings
October 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The old Fig 1, obv:
October 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
New Fig 1 dropped
October 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
October 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
September 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
lol I took a picture of possibly the same raven on likely the same sign
September 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
It’s easy to be incensed at Chicago having to halt research activities due, in part, to poor endowment performance.

But it’s important to keep an eye on what is really important: some asset managers got very big performance bonuses in 2021.
August 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I have just learned that options for car titles in Tennessee include "new", "used", and "methamphetamine"
August 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
August 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Here's the email I just sent to Dr. Christina Paxon, President of Brown University, about the agreement Brown just signed with the Trump administration.
I'll send a version to the Brown Alumni Magazine. Happy to take comments/edits and co-signers from other alums.
cc: @hurricanexyz.bsky.social
August 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Our captain was kind enough to bestow the “diplomas”. I nominated myself speaker and gave some brief remarks.
June 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
In other news, I got to do something special today: hold a shipboard graduation ceremony for the two students who skipped their graduation ceremony to join our research cruise in the Gulf of Alaska
June 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Good news if you’re looking to bridge the void
June 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This is a hell of a lede:
April 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
If you're wondering whether there are 52 atoms in the universe, Google has you covered:
March 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.

Hard mode: No villains

My daughter makes an excellent point:
March 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Reading the list of wrongthought NSF grants
February 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
February 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Someone in my parking garage is #winning

(I may have an idiosyncratic understanding of what constitutes a status car)
January 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Reminder of the greatest reddit post of all time
January 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My kid found a page from a burned book near USC campus… something like 12 miles from the fire it probably came from
January 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM