The feeling of accomplishment that comes from finishing a lip balm is unmatched
July 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The feeling of accomplishment that comes from finishing a lip balm is unmatched
Crazy how light bulbs used to just light up normally, then we invented new ones that had to “warm up” like an old station wagon
June 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Crazy how light bulbs used to just light up normally, then we invented new ones that had to “warm up” like an old station wagon
If I needed to vent, do we think telemarketers would listen and let it happen
May 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If I needed to vent, do we think telemarketers would listen and let it happen
Reposted by Drew Forman
Bluesky is dying? Yeah, dying to like my posts!
May 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Bluesky is dying? Yeah, dying to like my posts!
Sunburns really call me out for not thoroughly covering in sunscreen and I can’t help but think it’s symbolic
May 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Sunburns really call me out for not thoroughly covering in sunscreen and I can’t help but think it’s symbolic
Let’s gets these holes in the road fixed asap! Too many holes!!
May 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Let’s gets these holes in the road fixed asap! Too many holes!!
Do people who wear glasses really know when all the smudges are gone? If they can’t see without them how are they to know if they are fully clean??
May 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Do people who wear glasses really know when all the smudges are gone? If they can’t see without them how are they to know if they are fully clean??
The newest in-flight movie has gotta be that Bob Dylan movie with Timothee Chalamet as it’s on somebody’s screen on nearly every flight. It’s as if Crazy Rich Asians never existed
May 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The newest in-flight movie has gotta be that Bob Dylan movie with Timothee Chalamet as it’s on somebody’s screen on nearly every flight. It’s as if Crazy Rich Asians never existed
Sitting at Mel’s with three of my dumbest stinkiest broads
May 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Sitting at Mel’s with three of my dumbest stinkiest broads
LAX is just as I remember it from 12 years ago… won’t say much else as there isn’t much more to characterize it than that
May 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
LAX is just as I remember it from 12 years ago… won’t say much else as there isn’t much more to characterize it than that
If I’m supposed to save my money why does it stare so intently at me, begging to be spent
April 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If I’m supposed to save my money why does it stare so intently at me, begging to be spent
Wearing a new cross body bag is so embarrassing, everyone is going to know “he’s not a cross body bag sort of guy”
April 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Wearing a new cross body bag is so embarrassing, everyone is going to know “he’s not a cross body bag sort of guy”
My mental state and the state of the world feels a bit too fragile for this new season of Black Mirror
April 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
My mental state and the state of the world feels a bit too fragile for this new season of Black Mirror
Reposted by Drew Forman
important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:
April 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:
Katy Perry now feels what it’s like to be an E.T.
April 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Katy Perry now feels what it’s like to be an E.T.
It really feels like March should only have 30 days
March 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It really feels like March should only have 30 days
These birds outside my apartment should be paying rent for how much they squawk and chirp day and night
March 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
These birds outside my apartment should be paying rent for how much they squawk and chirp day and night
At what point do I not even bother reminding people of what they need to do
March 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
At what point do I not even bother reminding people of what they need to do
For how long civilization has been constructing, you would think people would’ve found more ways to make it quieter
Yes there is construction near my apartment and it is hurting my ability to get work done
Yes there is construction near my apartment and it is hurting my ability to get work done
March 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
For how long civilization has been constructing, you would think people would’ve found more ways to make it quieter
Yes there is construction near my apartment and it is hurting my ability to get work done
Yes there is construction near my apartment and it is hurting my ability to get work done
Reposted by Drew Forman
fucked up that we can’t even afford to emotionally eat our way through this
March 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
fucked up that we can’t even afford to emotionally eat our way through this
Hacks, now streaming
February 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Hacks, now streaming
When the chile is tea but the finna is gag
February 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
When the chile is tea but the finna is gag