dr. andrew burns
@drewburns.bsky.social
Once and future professional overthinker. Lifetime dad joke officionado, occasional wedding officiant, and ServSafe certified since 2002.
I was once informed that I can be a lot. I think we can all be a lot, if we work together.
#AuDHD af fyi
I was once informed that I can be a lot. I think we can all be a lot, if we work together.
#AuDHD af fyi
I've always enjoyed meta humor (long before #facebook changed its name to #meta and made itself a meta joke). This is why I find it funny to include a #Google #AI definition of #hyperstition, and a description of how AI generates self-fulfilling prophecies.
Note, my alt-text adds context.
Note, my alt-text adds context.
September 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I've always enjoyed meta humor (long before #facebook changed its name to #meta and made itself a meta joke). This is why I find it funny to include a #Google #AI definition of #hyperstition, and a description of how AI generates self-fulfilling prophecies.
Note, my alt-text adds context.
Note, my alt-text adds context.
August 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I will add a few more images from #SSSI2025 soon, but I wanted to post this invitation for participation for a study of folks with experiences with spirits. Please share or contact through QR or URL, if interested.
August 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I will add a few more images from #SSSI2025 soon, but I wanted to post this invitation for participation for a study of folks with experiences with spirits. Please share or contact through QR or URL, if interested.
Is there any documentation to confirm ICE and patriot front using the same graphic design
team or style?
For additional reference, this image it is on a stop sign on a U.S. university campus in 2024.
team or style?
For additional reference, this image it is on a stop sign on a U.S. university campus in 2024.
August 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Is there any documentation to confirm ICE and patriot front using the same graphic design
team or style?
For additional reference, this image it is on a stop sign on a U.S. university campus in 2024.
team or style?
For additional reference, this image it is on a stop sign on a U.S. university campus in 2024.
I'm slow to add the alt-text but here are the images I posted on Facebook and the result.
August 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I'm slow to add the alt-text but here are the images I posted on Facebook and the result.
I made a post on Facebook about the horrible state of their AI-driven content moderation. I included images of my removed posts (one post, from 2019, removed in 2024 and still "under review" by Meta content moderation).
Thirty seconds later, my account was suspended permanently. I
Thirty seconds later, my account was suspended permanently. I
August 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I made a post on Facebook about the horrible state of their AI-driven content moderation. I included images of my removed posts (one post, from 2019, removed in 2024 and still "under review" by Meta content moderation).
Thirty seconds later, my account was suspended permanently. I
Thirty seconds later, my account was suspended permanently. I
Scheduled to be released in October! I'm excited to see this in print. Kat Albrecht and I connect the fear and panic around poison Halloween candy with myths held by police around #fentanyl (fyi, you can't OD just by touching it) #fear #moralpanic #research
January 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Scheduled to be released in October! I'm excited to see this in print. Kat Albrecht and I connect the fear and panic around poison Halloween candy with myths held by police around #fentanyl (fyi, you can't OD just by touching it) #fear #moralpanic #research
Age 13 versus 17. I dropped the normalcy camo and adopted a deliberate performance of a grungy freak aesthetic.
January 18, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Age 13 versus 17. I dropped the normalcy camo and adopted a deliberate performance of a grungy freak aesthetic.
I need to find the source for the Dilaudid to hamburger conversion info graphic. I find it fascinating and I can't look away.
January 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I need to find the source for the Dilaudid to hamburger conversion info graphic. I find it fascinating and I can't look away.
While we all hunker down in our digital bunker, does anyone want to discuss the maleable nature of social reality?
November 26, 2024 at 3:39 PM
While we all hunker down in our digital bunker, does anyone want to discuss the maleable nature of social reality?
Remember, Remember, the Batman Calzony.
October 29, 2023 at 2:21 AM
Remember, Remember, the Batman Calzony.
Why can't we have nice things?
October 28, 2023 at 9:28 PM
Why can't we have nice things?
I'm sure this isn't how I'm supposed to start a research project
September 30, 2023 at 10:09 PM
I'm sure this isn't how I'm supposed to start a research project
Being a big nerd and highlighting in the e-book
September 29, 2023 at 2:26 AM
Being a big nerd and highlighting in the e-book
Late night drunken poetry memes ... anyone?
August 26, 2023 at 4:30 AM
Late night drunken poetry memes ... anyone?
Excerpt from the transcript of the Congressional Hearings on The Marihuana Tax Act, held in Washington, DC, April 27–30, and May 4, 1937.
August 26, 2023 at 4:04 AM
Excerpt from the transcript of the Congressional Hearings on The Marihuana Tax Act, held in Washington, DC, April 27–30, and May 4, 1937.
I am not trying to "debunk" anything, I'm just posting incriminating images.
August 23, 2023 at 3:17 PM
I am not trying to "debunk" anything, I'm just posting incriminating images.
After fifteen attempts, I think "they said bike, does that not include the tires?" and "that block only has a portion of the housing of the traffic light, if I choose it, did I fail?" and "why don't they just tell me I didn't use my work email for Discord."
August 21, 2023 at 11:55 PM
After fifteen attempts, I think "they said bike, does that not include the tires?" and "that block only has a portion of the housing of the traffic light, if I choose it, did I fail?" and "why don't they just tell me I didn't use my work email for Discord."