BREAKING: (AP) President-Elect Trump appoints rapping sensation GloRilla as head of EUGH Department

BREAKING: (NYT) President-Elect Trump appoints Chill Little Guy as head of NAC (Netflix and Chill) Department

BREAKING: President-Elect Trump appoints Jojo Siwa as head of the Department of LGBT

BREAKING: President-Elect Trump appoints Kim Kardashian as head of the HAIRR (Human Artificial Intelligence Relationships) Department

BREAKING: President-Elect Trump appoints Dr. Phill as head of the CMOHD (catch me outside howbout dat) Department

BREAKING: President-Elect Trump appoints Dr. Ana Maria Polo as head of the NNHAYNQN (no ningun how are you ni que nada) Department

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