drelozano.bsky.social
@drelozano.bsky.social
I want to see Donald Trumps SAT/ACT scores
January 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I swear to god if one more hair tie snaps on me I’m going to kms
January 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I need my chapstick to have an apple tag
December 8, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Do you ever just want to CTRL Z CTRL Z CTRL Z
December 5, 2024 at 2:48 AM
If you deport me, you deport my debt too because we a package 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾
December 2, 2024 at 9:04 PM
BREAKING: (AP) President-Elect Trump appoints rapping sensation GloRilla as head of EUGH Department
November 21, 2024 at 1:05 AM
BREAKING: (NYT) President-Elect Trump appoints Chill Little Guy as head of NAC (Netflix and Chill) Department
November 21, 2024 at 1:02 AM
BREAKING: President-Elect Trump appoints Jojo Siwa as head of the Department of LGBT
November 21, 2024 at 12:53 AM
BREAKING: President-Elect Trump appoints Kim Kardashian as head of the HAIRR (Human Artificial Intelligence Relationships) Department
November 21, 2024 at 12:51 AM
BREAKING: President-Elect Trump appoints Dr. Phill as head of the CMOHD (catch me outside howbout dat) Department
November 21, 2024 at 12:46 AM
BREAKING: President-Elect Trump appoints Dr. Ana Maria Polo as head of the NNHAYNQN (no ningun how are you ni que nada) Department
November 21, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Reposted
Never in my wildest immigrant dreams did I think I would sit in the Oval Office and talk to the most powerful man in the world.

This summer, I shared with @POTUS how DACA and his new immigration actions have impacted my life and helped thousands of Dreamers like me.
November 20, 2024 at 11:33 PM
in my work call
November 20, 2024 at 3:26 PM
ugh I just increased the font size on my phone, viejita for real
November 20, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Sunday scaries 🙈
November 18, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Reading as a procrastination means feels real mature/demure/mindful
November 18, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Damn so are we all just gonna ignore the fact that astrology girls wanted us to believe the stars had our back
November 18, 2024 at 5:17 AM