I want to see Donald Trumps SAT/ACT scores

I swear to god if one more hair tie snaps on me I’m going to kms

I need my chapstick to have an apple tag

Do you ever just want to CTRL Z CTRL Z CTRL Z

If you deport me, you deport my debt too because we a package 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾

BREAKING: (AP) President-Elect Trump appoints rapping sensation GloRilla as head of EUGH Department

BREAKING: (NYT) President-Elect Trump appoints Chill Little Guy as head of NAC (Netflix and Chill) Department

BREAKING: President-Elect Trump appoints Jojo Siwa as head of the Department of LGBT

BREAKING: President-Elect Trump appoints Kim Kardashian as head of the HAIRR (Human Artificial Intelligence Relationships) Department

BREAKING: President-Elect Trump appoints Dr. Phill as head of the CMOHD (catch me outside howbout dat) Department

BREAKING: President-Elect Trump appoints Dr. Ana Maria Polo as head of the NNHAYNQN (no ningun how are you ni que nada) Department

Never in my wildest immigrant dreams did I think I would sit in the Oval Office and talk to the most powerful man in the world.

This summer, I shared with @POTUS how DACA and his new immigration actions have impacted my life and helped thousands of Dreamers like me.

in my work call

ugh I just increased the font size on my phone, viejita for real

Sunday scaries 🙈

Reading as a procrastination means feels real mature/demure/mindful

Damn so are we all just gonna ignore the fact that astrology girls wanted us to believe the stars had our back