Cort
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Cort
@dredredredre.bsky.social
· Nov 27
Y’all what’s the dumbest thing you believed as a kid?
Blessings and guidance for the week ahead
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Blessings and guidance for the week ahead
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The final boss: your mind + time
You ever clean your house then sit down like you just defeated a final boss?
October 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The final boss: your mind + time
You ever clean your house then sit down like you just defeated a final boss?
October 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
You ever clean your house then sit down like you just defeated a final boss?
I hate when I sneeze in public and someone says ‘Bless you’ too slow. Like ma’am, the moment’s gone
October 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I hate when I sneeze in public and someone says ‘Bless you’ too slow. Like ma’am, the moment’s gone
Some seasons are for roots not fruit
October 22, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Some seasons are for roots not fruit
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Going to my husband’s family brunch tomorrow. Can’t wait to spend time with my extended family. Me and his mom are like besties now lol. I just love how I naturally fit into their family.
What y’all excited for this weekend?
October 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Going to my husband’s family brunch tomorrow. Can’t wait to spend time with my extended family. Me and his mom are like besties now lol. I just love how I naturally fit into their family.
What y’all excited for this weekend?
October 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
What y’all excited for this weekend?
I’ve started lecturing part time.
October 7, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I’ve started lecturing part time.
My barbers always ask, ‘What do you want today?’ Like bro, the same haircut I’ve been getting since 1998
October 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
My barbers always ask, ‘What do you want today?’ Like bro, the same haircut I’ve been getting since 1998
Jesus was gone for 3 days and came back with holes in His hands and zero apologies. The most savage ghost story of all time.
October 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Jesus was gone for 3 days and came back with holes in His hands and zero apologies. The most savage ghost story of all time.
When you sell out your friends, not even the buyers will trust you.
October 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
When you sell out your friends, not even the buyers will trust you.
Men celebrate things they tried soo hard to achieve. Birthday is not one of them.
September 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Men celebrate things they tried soo hard to achieve. Birthday is not one of them.
September 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
As we older, our friendship became like backyard garden. We plan to tend to them. We just always seems to put it off
September 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
As we older, our friendship became like backyard garden. We plan to tend to them. We just always seems to put it off
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It reallly is that simple
I like money and dislike not having money
September 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
It reallly is that simple
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- A prophecy
I like money and dislike not having money
September 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
- A prophecy
Bro i have seen people go from loving each other everyday to acting like the other person never exist.
September 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Bro i have seen people go from loving each other everyday to acting like the other person never exist.
I like money and dislike not having money
September 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I like money and dislike not having money
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Being in my bed and rubbing my feet together.
What y’all excited for this weekend?
September 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Being in my bed and rubbing my feet together.
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Custom love ft. attentive silliness, high emotional support, and nurturing vibes. An inner sanctum ripe w/space for comfortable vulnerability. Intimate touches and reassurance with giggles and snuggles - while also acknowledging room for alone time. Balance and an open heart. Matching PJs optional.
Be honest. What it’s like dating you?
September 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Custom love ft. attentive silliness, high emotional support, and nurturing vibes. An inner sanctum ripe w/space for comfortable vulnerability. Intimate touches and reassurance with giggles and snuggles - while also acknowledging room for alone time. Balance and an open heart. Matching PJs optional.
Be honest. What it’s like dating you?
September 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Be honest. What it’s like dating you?
What y’all excited for this weekend?
September 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
What y’all excited for this weekend?
