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Manage too many draft lines and don't play enough dungeons and dragons. DSM local.
You don't believe in them but they believe in you.
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
You look like you don't know where my catalytic converter is but you know a guy that does.
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Bay Area Caligulas strike again
November 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"Panic Room Active"
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
People think that community is their phone's home screen.
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
You could say that repo guy was a bit stiff
November 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If we can swing Iowa and Kansas we've broken the line. The Squeeze the Middle stratagem.
November 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
They're so bad at journalism that they think when they find a piece of information left out of a story that they found a scoop into a greater conspiracy.
November 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"Hey, it's me again. How about we let the gunman shoot only part of you, the hostage, and then we'll take your knife? Hmm?"

"Hey Dmitri they said no again"
November 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Yeah but you're not twelve.
November 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
November 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Renaissance thirst texts
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
He assumed that the modern GOP is all on the same page and that's quite a choice. The Senate watched Trump try to burn another rep at the stake 3 days ago for no reason, and they know they're going to outlive him.
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Street Fighter 2
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Imo corn fields are something special. The leaves can be like razors. Sound moves very strangely where you can hear 100 ft down the row fine but things 5 feet to the sides are muffled. It's *very* easy to get lost. And worst of all the plants are always moving. Constantly.
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 AM
They are haunted, have aliens, or are swarmed with cryptids, but usually all at the same time.
November 19, 2025 at 6:39 AM
There's never anything in the corn fields but holy fuck there's something in the corn fields with me right now
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Oblivion was a launch title on a brand new console and was 6.6GB. It melts my brain.
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Yes absolutely. The only thing I can fathom as to the recent Elder Scrolls hate is that Starfield somehow gets bundled into it. Because the last 4 Elder Scrolls games are Skyrim, Oblivion, Morrowind, and Daggerfall and that is an unimpeachable great games list.
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
It's wild to me when someone tries to depreciate Elder Scrolls by gliding over the juggernaut that is Skyrim.
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
May Jai get the day they deserve every day.
November 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My girlfriend has been texting this guy should i be worried
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
It is my earnest belief that any theory of criminal reform has to account for vikings. If the system can't handle a small band of armed people rolling up to take your stuff then it can't handle human history.
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
All the problems of the world stuck in the door and this is all they can see
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM