Dreadnought Holiday
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Snarky history. Hideous French battleships. Nautical nonsense. Always check the alt text.
Functionally impossible - you're looking for mere centimetres of movement at most when a second of time gained or lost by a chronometer is a quarter mile of error (and similar issues pertain to celestial methods)
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Functionally impossible - you're looking for mere centimetres of movement at most when a second of time gained or lost by a chronometer is a quarter mile of error (and similar issues pertain to celestial methods)
I knew it would trigger somebody!
Me. It immediately triggered me.
Me. It immediately triggered me.
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I knew it would trigger somebody!
Me. It immediately triggered me.
Me. It immediately triggered me.
Erm, I think you're looking at the hedge in the foreground
(I've visited the Abraham Crijnsen, and regret to announce they've removed the topiary)
(I've visited the Abraham Crijnsen, and regret to announce they've removed the topiary)
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Erm, I think you're looking at the hedge in the foreground
(I've visited the Abraham Crijnsen, and regret to announce they've removed the topiary)
(I've visited the Abraham Crijnsen, and regret to announce they've removed the topiary)
(Okay, okay - the real OG stone frigate here is Diamond Rock, which was commissioned into the Royal Navy as the slowest warship on record, with a top speed equivalent to whatever continental drift could conjure up. Looks less like a ship though.)
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
(Okay, okay - the real OG stone frigate here is Diamond Rock, which was commissioned into the Royal Navy as the slowest warship on record, with a top speed equivalent to whatever continental drift could conjure up. Looks less like a ship though.)
I was thinking about Horny 98, tbh
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I was thinking about Horny 98, tbh
Quite a few elder millennials are going to get a terrible earworm, so consider yourself lucky.
Regrettably one such sufferer is myself, but you can't make omelettes etc etc...
Regrettably one such sufferer is myself, but you can't make omelettes etc etc...
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Quite a few elder millennials are going to get a terrible earworm, so consider yourself lucky.
Regrettably one such sufferer is myself, but you can't make omelettes etc etc...
Regrettably one such sufferer is myself, but you can't make omelettes etc etc...
*Mousse T intensifies*
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
*Mousse T intensifies*
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See, this is why we build a water filled PVC pyramid in a friends room over his bed. We wanted to keep him sharp.
Sadly, time, the death of another friend, and decay of the internet has taken the tale of The Humphrey Room Inconveniencer away.
Sadly, time, the death of another friend, and decay of the internet has taken the tale of The Humphrey Room Inconveniencer away.
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
See, this is why we build a water filled PVC pyramid in a friends room over his bed. We wanted to keep him sharp.
Sadly, time, the death of another friend, and decay of the internet has taken the tale of The Humphrey Room Inconveniencer away.
Sadly, time, the death of another friend, and decay of the internet has taken the tale of The Humphrey Room Inconveniencer away.
It's not escaped my notice that - just like generative AI - a substantial amount of use cases can be summed up as "make sexy lady appear"
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It's not escaped my notice that - just like generative AI - a substantial amount of use cases can be summed up as "make sexy lady appear"
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It's not escaped my notice that - just like generative AI - a substantial amount of use cases can be summed up as "make sexy lady appear"
Hah! My bad... I'm trying to chase down a million quid that had accidentally wandered off, so my mental processing power is dangerously divided...
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Hah! My bad... I'm trying to chase down a million quid that had accidentally wandered off, so my mental processing power is dangerously divided...
"Pyramid scheme" was RIGHT THERE Jon!
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
"Pyramid scheme" was RIGHT THERE Jon!
They're obviously in the pay of big razor
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
They're obviously in the pay of big razor
Depends how juvenile you are, really
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Depends how juvenile you are, really
Can't be their crayons. They've not eaten them.
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Can't be their crayons. They've not eaten them.
I raise you this - the perfect souvenir for the child wishing to know that an object is Edward IV long.
November 10, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I raise you this - the perfect souvenir for the child wishing to know that an object is Edward IV long.
What was the 90s fishing show he was involved in called? Screaming Reels? Always seemed pretty aware of what made for good TV rather than good fishing, and I don't mean that as a criticism.
(And yes, he is involved)
(And yes, he is involved)
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
What was the 90s fishing show he was involved in called? Screaming Reels? Always seemed pretty aware of what made for good TV rather than good fishing, and I don't mean that as a criticism.
(And yes, he is involved)
(And yes, he is involved)