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Epstein’s Ballroom
@dreadfulpenny.bsky.social
History Nerd, Collector of Antique Lamps, Childless Hamster Lady, Mets Fan for My Sins, Palm Springs
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I made friends with my neighbor’s cat today. It may have been a mistake.
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Best I can do is my hamster eating broccoli
October 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My "I Don't Need Therapy" shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt.
October 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Duolingo, I have so many questions, starting with what the actual fuck is this.
October 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
In my email this morning:
October 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Trump’s Faith Advisor, hmm
October 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Help! I think I broke my parent’s dog.
October 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
September 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Damn, I was wrong. I was there in July, after the decision. Still, I was so proud that my friends and neighbors could finally have the same protections every cis couple had:
September 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
September 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The judge really said:
September 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I'm having a hard time figuring out if she is a need or a want.
September 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Show me where your new house it-
September 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I’ve been jamming and also fermenting 80# hatch peppers. (The unlabeled one is strawberry cacao)
September 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
September 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future.
September 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Brought to you by the guy that also wrote this:
September 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
This morning’s project.
August 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
My Mets day started here. It had better go up from here.
August 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Murphy was the man in my household. Don't tell my X.
August 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
August 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Okay, who wants peppers?
August 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
SLO County and others along the entire west coast are going out of their way to warn people for what could potentially happen.

Yet Texas…
July 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
July 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM