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twitter’s alanfrickman / the beastie boys fought and possibly died for my right to party, so,

she/they
not to brag but tonight i wrote a poem that was deeply unserious and still got pulled aside and told it was “quite romantic actually”
December 12, 2024 at 4:52 AM
why does my cat keep having nightmares her tail puffs up and everything it’s not like she lives a stressful life around here
December 2, 2024 at 9:46 PM
baby’s first weed
November 29, 2024 at 2:00 AM
feeling so validated after my fil came back from visiting family in north carolina and told me it was the most beautiful place on earth. thanks i know :)
November 28, 2024 at 4:38 AM
we rescued this little guy last night, despite our better judgement we’re calling him basket
November 27, 2024 at 6:16 PM
having high cholesterol when you’re fat: yeah have you tried dieting? exercise? make sure to eat fiber and all that. limit fats.

having high cholesterol when you’re skinny: oops! probably your parents’ fault. take the damn pills and live your life goodbye
November 25, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Sat in the car. Listening to Shake It Off by Taylor Swift. No irony. Locked in. That’s that me espresso
November 25, 2024 at 9:23 PM
“so you have a girlfriend. no boyfriends?”
“i dated a few boys before her”
“ok, but no boys now?”
“nope”
“ok… does not associate… with boys…”
November 25, 2024 at 9:21 PM
my sil: yeah it’s creepy to write fic about real ppl

me, enlightened, enjoying all my taylor swift/travis kelce hallmark specials this year, knowing she can look at her bank account to feel better: :)
November 25, 2024 at 9:10 PM
my sims had a winterfest party and i checked on the twins and they were both hysterical bc they kept santa laughing and cracking up. gentlemen you could have DIED
November 25, 2024 at 12:51 AM
here i was thinking i was just quirky and funny but my achilles heel is that i have no filter and talk too much. is this hypomania 🤔
November 23, 2024 at 8:46 PM
“mom this doctor thinks im bipolar”
“hm i don’t think so. you know who’s bipolar? my mother, she won’t sleep for days!”

who’s gonna break it to my mom that genetics exist
November 23, 2024 at 8:44 PM
suicide cw// “and your parents were mentally healthy” “no” “okay so your father what did he have” “uh he killed himself” “oh! probably bipolar”

girl i don’t think it matters but sure
November 23, 2024 at 12:29 AM
apparently it’s giving bipolar
went w this the vibes are confusing
November 23, 2024 at 12:27 AM
seeing a psychiatrist today. put together a look w me that gives “absolutely sane”
November 22, 2024 at 8:35 PM
babushka
November 22, 2024 at 6:38 AM
it’s actually good luck to throw your thrifting receipts on the floor of your car right after making a purchase. idk who said so but it’s working for me
November 21, 2024 at 7:59 PM
“i told y’all i was reluctant to buying watermelons” intrigued by this man
November 21, 2024 at 5:15 PM
the zuck’s get low remix is really just demonstrating how a bo burnham cover of the song would go
November 19, 2024 at 10:42 PM
still thinking about seeing my sil pretend to eat her toddler since he’s cute af and he went, very seriously, “don’t eat me because i am not a cake 😠”
November 19, 2024 at 6:33 AM
yesterday we had a lovely little interaction w a stranger and she offhandedly went “pls tell me you didn’t vote for donald trump” and we went “oh god no!” and blew each other kisses as we parted ways
November 18, 2024 at 8:54 PM
girl who just saw the zuck get low remix not knowing who mark zuckerberg is: ladies this is a reminder! if he wanted to he would!!!
November 18, 2024 at 7:19 AM
that take about “we should save calling ppl morons for those who hold power” or whatever… moron alert
November 17, 2024 at 8:23 AM
tonight i am building a cat cafe in the sims
November 17, 2024 at 6:12 AM
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Give a trans woman food she'll have bread for a day.

Teach a trans woman to bottom and she'll get bred for a lifetime 💜
November 15, 2024 at 7:14 PM