I’d settle for someone else directing them and he can still write the scripts. That way the cheesy hammer horror monster makeup he seems to think every creepy tale needs adding could at be shot better.

I only just got it so haven’t had a proper read yet but it has loads on the tv version as well as the book (and the other adaptations too) so looking forward to diving into it very much

Have you seen this, published just a couple of months ago?

Maybe it comes on on the linked discussions but I always assumed ‘red sauce’ was a vaguely jovial back-formation due to the existence of brown sauce

'Nothing has actually happened but can you imagine if it did? To me? Horrifying! What would it be... I guess probably some kind of pointing out of the parts of my work I've got this itchy feeling about in retrospect, a feeling which I'm very keen to process as something other than self-reflection'.

Happened to rewatch an X-Files episode the other day where it's put perfectly by a ghost reasoning why it haunts Christmas Eve instead of Halloween... 'Now just who is filled with hopelessness and futility on Halloween?'

Fay Weldon's memoir being called 'Auto da Fay' was pretty clever