Dorothy Ahlf Wheatcraft
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Dorothy Ahlf Wheatcraft
@drawheatcraft.bsky.social
Mass Spectrometrist, mother, cat servant, dog helper, and sometimes other things
Courtesy of the Bad Science Jokes group, where are my FT-ICR folks!
September 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Not science, but @benneely.com thought of you seeing this on the Netflix account.

We know the karaoke next ASMS I guess!
August 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I stopped listing all the entries but the surprising dark horse (current) winner: Mercedes Scientific with Henry the Histo-potamus!
Judge may change her mind tomorrow

Though as a parent, why does it have to squeak?
June 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
#asms2025 #teammassspec Xiang rocking his poster on metabolimics in Diabetic Kidney Disease!
June 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
#ASMS2025 #teammassspec Swag competition has begun for this year...

1st entry: pink cowboy hat from Cellenion (leftover Texas cons?)

2nd: clear bag for summer festivals from MassDynamics. Lots of reusable bags, niche for security at the upcoming Wiggles tour.

Judge will be my 5yo on Thurs!
June 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Considering I know digital options exist...please remove the dial that lies!
May 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Who's the good dog here? Anyone know? It's a new addition to the logo...
February 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Loving the Costello award lecture at USHUPO. A superscientist honoring a superscientist at the start of her talk.
February 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
@garcialabms.bsky.social 'Tis the season for studying gene regulation
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#amoebasisters
December 18, 2024 at 1:52 AM
A fun night at the Christmas Party!

Feels early, but lots of things to do before Yule. But for me, the season always began on St. Nick's Day (Dec 6) when we got our stockings. Anyone else's family do that?
December 5, 2024 at 3:34 PM
You'd think I'm waving goodbye, but I'm actually getting all of us geeks to settle and listen to Ben perform his best David Attenborough impression (and try not to laugh out loud!)
February 15, 2024 at 4:56 PM
December 5, 2023 at 3:02 PM
I'll remind you to be gentler to yourself then!

(It's more doable to remind someone else than myself!
November 28, 2023 at 2:28 PM
Today's "comics that are supposed to be funny but are so true you want to cry" features Best Fit Sins...er...lines. Yep, lines.
November 16, 2023 at 2:31 PM
It's quite eye opening to walk through the power calculations with a dataset and really think about how confident sets seem to be vs truth.
November 16, 2023 at 2:49 AM
Credit to ErrantScience who I don't think is on this yet, but totally true for every ASMS I've been to!
November 15, 2023 at 4:39 PM
Having now tried to mold them in chocolate, I have even more respect for those that make my glassware...
Halloween Spookiest!
October 30, 2023 at 1:45 AM
October 27, 2023 at 2:24 AM
October 26, 2023 at 5:01 PM
October 26, 2023 at 4:57 PM
If we all had unlimited funds, instruments, etc...ii think we'd all feel like this ;) the way we wanted to as kids
October 19, 2023 at 2:12 AM
When your nerd-doms collide: MS/Doctor Who crossover?! Totally here for this!
October 18, 2023 at 5:41 PM
October 13, 2023 at 2:47 PM
So incredibly accurate for #TeamMassSpec folks. I am still upset I don't have the complete set of Thermo instruments I've used!
October 12, 2023 at 1:03 PM
Very much pondering. These might be edge cases to some but they keep cropping up for me. I know lots of fields move cells around so hoping to learn rather than reinvent the proverbial wheel.
October 11, 2023 at 2:15 PM