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....the turtle from Rocko's Modern Life?
Filburt Shellbach, a nebbish turtle from the animated TV show 'Rocko's Modern Life'
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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a 'worked example' spit-take panel from shortpacked.com, the webcomic by @damnyouwillis.bsky.social; Robin Desanto has a glass of something green and is performing the spit-take with it, while Leslie Bean is protecting herself from the splash with a purple umbrella
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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bad MS Paint tracing of a smiley, waving their hands excitedly, blushing, and producing love hearts
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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a joke riffing off of a now-deleted post (presumably about app-based paid-by-the-minute work-for-hire), where yours truly makes up "the lesser-know Asimov story, 'Gig Economy and Foundation'." where "Hari Seldon's psychohistory predicts the in-lockstep cycle of advances and regressions in AI systems and workers' rights." (another poster who is even less familiar with Asimov's work finds this credulous, and i admit to making it up for the bit without really apologising)
November 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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(again, with apologies for messing with someone else's art... 😖)
Tara-as-Garfield, saying 'I hate Firstdays', while looking at a calendar (of Harptos) with the Firstday of the first Tenday of Marpenoth marked
November 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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...including Trek Convention cosplay/Klingon re-enactment!
a panel from Shortpacked! by @damnyouwillis, where Robin DeSanto is asking Ethan Siegal "So Batman practiced hard to be the *best* at *everything*, right?" which he answers with "Yeah, I think so. Why?" they're in their green toy store uniforms, and the preceding panels of the particular strip this is from depicted Batman getting a perfect score on a Dance Dance Revolution machine
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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(with apologies to @jenlrossman.bsky.social for nicking one of their bits)
the late great Jessica Walter on Babylon 5, a an Earth Senator demanding something legally and/or ethically fraught from Captain Sheridan, a running theme explained by Jennifer Lee Rossman in their tweet, "How many senators are just going to zoom Sheridan directly and expect him to be their puppet", with a reply by some doofus "it's a banana, captain Sheridan, how much can it cost...?"
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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an albino dragonborn from Baldur's Gate 3, usually referred to as 'Durge', (itself a shortening of 'Dark Urge') wheezing with laughter, in response to a joke by Minthara (a Drow character, also from Baldur's Gate 3) "it was a beautiful webbing", as drawn by ‪@niziolek.bsky.social‬
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Ikea instructions, including one that explains that for this particular item it is _strongly_ recommended one doesn't work on it alone, but with said helper replaced by cat icons in MS Paint
November 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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also;
the gravestone of Theresa 'Tracy' Bond (née Draco, Contessa di Vicenzo), 1943 - 1969 Beloved Wife of James Bond (who is putting a bouquet of red roses on her grave)
November 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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also;
The corner of a page of the 5th edition Dungeons & Dragons player's handbook, showing the spell/cantrip 'Mending', some random nerd stuff is visible over the top edge
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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an albino dragonborn from Baldur's Gate 3, usually referred to as 'Durge', (itself a shortening of 'Dark Urge') wheezing with laughter, in response to a joke by Minthara (a Drow character, also from Baldur's Gate 3) "it was a beautiful webbing", as drawn by ‪@niziolek.bsky.social‬
November 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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honestly, that last forme makes me think someone tried to redesign the D&D take on bugbears
November 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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the "Do You Have Any Ibuprofen? I Got a Headache" meme, where an anime style character is missing a significant part of their head
November 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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i'm sure Herc is right up there with Nic Cage in regards to tasteless assholery...
a shot from the CollegeHumor skit 'Nicholas Cage's Agent', with Matt McCarthy ast the titular representative, mouth open in exasperation; a poster for the fictional movie 'Space Ass', starring Cage, is on the wall next to him
November 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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bad MS Paint tracing of a smiley, waving their hands excitedly, blushing, and producing love hearts
November 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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I _cannot_ be trusted to act responsibly with this....
' 2 November 2025 draugmith (he/him) added a new emoji, :bottoms: 11:31 *proceeds to demonstrate* '
November 2, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Medli?
November 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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alternatively;
Number Six from 'the Prisoner' swimming away from Rover
October 30, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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puts me in mind of Terror Target Gemini!
cover for the (OSR-ish...?) RPG _Terror Target Gemini_ - a bunch of freelance adventurers with guns and swords are driving an open-topped old-timer-esque car through a desert at break-neck speed
October 29, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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...or;
the sign for the settlement of Hadley's Hope from the movie 'Aliens'
October 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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a white/silver furred werewolf, recognisable by her facial scar as Shadowheart from Baldur's Gate III, going 'hrrf hrrg' and then violently shaking Connie/Tav (the customisable main character also from BG3) because of how much she loves him, as drawn by @tcustodis.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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[put King-in-Yellow joke here]
king-sized (60 grams) 'Nuts' brand candy bar, red letters on yellow wrapper
October 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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(slight update)
the 'not what i'm called meme', but with Ming the Merciless; one of the tiny figures on the left now has the shield of a Knight of Mongo
October 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM