It's so much fun watching Pinterest's algorithm spiral over what ads to show me because I just block them all. "Oh, resort vacations don't interest you either? Hmm, how about some insulin then? No? Oh, okay, well then..."

*checks notes*

*backs away slowly for a few days*

I wonder how many hours I've spent in Minecraft, staring into space, wondering where I've left that one all-important shulker.

I needed one (1) screenshot from Arcane as a reference... and now I'm ready to watch the whole show over again

*tries to put on a sleep story because my brain is going bonkers but they immediately mispronounce Denali so I ragequit*

Me: *learns Minecraft commands*
Mojang, in the next update: "Guess what, we're completely rehauling our command structures!"
Me: "I'm gonna finally get on MCCI and learn parkour!"
Mojang, the next day: *casually changes movement*

Ah well, I'm still gonna blast my metal and learn it!

If you, a stranger, happen to revive my noob butt in Destiny 2, just know that I'm there behind the screen saying, "Thanks friend" every time.

Love those afternoons when you learn more about the subject that you got a degree in than you did in the four years of said degree.

It's a few years late but I'm unstoppable now :D

There are mousetraps alone the edges of my kitchen. They're the traditional kind, since the fancy new ones didn't do anything. These ones also haven't caught anything, but that's beside the point.

Tis the season for marketing burnout... Can I just enjoy my cozy YouTube without the constant joy of canned sentimentality designed to try and sell me thousands of dollars of cheap products? No one has money to buy things anymore anyways, trying this hard won't really make a difference *shrugs*

Been stuck in bed again, keeping my sanity by watching Among Us and Phasmo VODs, and can I just say:

Gaming Youtubers, couldja please just make playlists? It takes two seconds and really helps facilitate the binge watching k thanks bye