UM? You are a DOCTOR??? I think I trust a doctor over some 8-bit computer nonsense telling me what to do and not to do with my being alive. Pft. Please. You get a PhD and suddenly they think they know more then you...

Paperclips have a bitter rivalry with staples actually... they do the same job in slightly different ways... and would you believe it? It's also being stoked by mega-corporations to keep them from realizing they have more in common with each other than billionaires!

Thank you for taking the time to educate me. I fully support both paperclips (maybe not these ones in particular...) and staples both! I hope they can all see the system is rigged against us and we need to work together! Has anyone called upon the post-it notes? Or even scotch tape?

Well that isn't helping me write a letter or asking me if I need any assistance today :(

I have thoroughly watched (and enjoyed) your most recent videos and I STILL feel like I have missed a chapter, what in tarnation is happening, Dr. Conrad of the Caelan variety? Why are paperclips defending AI now? Aren't they office supplies? Shouldn't they be defending staples or sumn?

Caelan? Caelan Conrad? Outside?

I mean….*waves hand in vague direction*