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dragonetti
@dragonetti.bsky.social
· Apr 24
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
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this is your semi-regular reminder to check out my book if you're interested in existential howls from the depths of masculinity's prison
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so many people getting laid off today
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
so many people getting laid off today
you're my tail to wag
November 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
you're my tail to wag
I've been in the penis industry for years and it's never been so flaccid
November 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I've been in the penis industry for years and it's never been so flaccid
I think I'm more of a poet than a fiction writer these days
November 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I think I'm more of a poet than a fiction writer these days
believe it or not, new writing coming from me soon. I am not just a flippant microblogger after all
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
believe it or not, new writing coming from me soon. I am not just a flippant microblogger after all
if you're a top and I'm a top then who's flying the plane?
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
if you're a top and I'm a top then who's flying the plane?
you've seen how the sausage gets made. I can't let you live
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
you've seen how the sausage gets made. I can't let you live
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This diva…
Trump debuted a raspy voice in the Oval Office which he claimed he got from shouting about trade.
Trump, 79, Hears 'Polyp' When Asked About His Raspy Voice
The president claimed he strained his voice yelling about trade.
trib.al
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This diva…
I try to walk into rooms with like an "oh shucks" look on my face because my natural resting face is one of hatred
November 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I try to walk into rooms with like an "oh shucks" look on my face because my natural resting face is one of hatred
I've slept awfully for days. I feel insane
November 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I've slept awfully for days. I feel insane
*scrolling your media tab* what the hell is this shit
November 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
*scrolling your media tab* what the hell is this shit
a series of motions to go through
November 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
a series of motions to go through
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if I get laid off this week, I need you all to remember I can be booked by the hour
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
if I get laid off this week, I need you all to remember I can be booked by the hour
L.L. Bean which as you know stands for Ladies Love Bean
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
L.L. Bean which as you know stands for Ladies Love Bean
I took the plums from the ice box you fuck. and they were delicious. are you gonna do something about it?
November 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I took the plums from the ice box you fuck. and they were delicious. are you gonna do something about it?
the form I make you fill out first before coming over
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
the form I make you fill out first before coming over
is there a Mr. Nilly here waiting? Willy Nilly?
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
is there a Mr. Nilly here waiting? Willy Nilly?
you know, there have been ups and downs. mostly downs. associated with you
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
you know, there have been ups and downs. mostly downs. associated with you
no one sheds a tear for the hatchet man
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
no one sheds a tear for the hatchet man
to whom do I owe the pleasure?
November 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
to whom do I owe the pleasure?
I hate stories. I tell them out of obligation
November 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I hate stories. I tell them out of obligation
yeah lemme get the "missionary position + psychoanalysis" combo with a diet coke
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
yeah lemme get the "missionary position + psychoanalysis" combo with a diet coke
if your girlfriend, that's not your girlfriend, that's your
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
if your girlfriend, that's not your girlfriend, that's your