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#dating #humor
A War and Peas comic. A police witch on a broom says, "Stop." "Do you know how fast you were ..." The regular witch says, "Officer! I'm late for a date!" "Do you know how hard it is to find a reasonable guy nowadays?" "HE DOESN'T HAVE A PODCAST!" Police witch, "Okay, GO!"
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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#humor #doctors #dinosaurs
In this picture, a pterodactyl waits in a doctor's office with several people. A staff member comes to the waiting room door and says, 'Ptimothy?'
November 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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#wikipedia #ShipOfTheseus
Clip of a Wikipedia article on the Ship of Theseus. The article has been completely replaced over its history.
October 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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#new #business #humor
"Do you have a new business card?" "Why, yes I do." Picture shows a hammer with an inscribed ribbon reading, 'Poorly made with love.'
October 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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#paleontology #TheOnion #humor
Researchers Determine Coelacanth Faked Own Extinction to Escape Massive Gambling Debt
October 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
draggin-fly.bsky.social
#chocolate #soap #gift #humor
Picture of a pink lobster made of soap. Caption says, "Every year our aunt in Maine sends us little handmade chocolate lobsters. This year they are soap. Guess how I found out." There is a bite taken out of the lobster.
October 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
draggin-fly.bsky.social
Your pet is truly the gift that keeps giving.

#cat #caturday #humor
Picture one: Cat approaches sleeping human with a caught mouse in its mouth. Picture two: Cat has placed the mouse on the lips of the sleeping human.
October 11, 2025 at 9:51 AM
draggin-fly.bsky.social
Aww, Socrates ....

#philosophy #teaching #humor
Socrates: The only thing I know is that I know nothing. Me: Aw, hey, don't say that. You know things. Socrates: No, I meant ... Me: If you want, I can teach you some stuff. Socrates: Me: Socrates: Me: *Points* That's a tree.
October 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
draggin-fly.bsky.social
#meditation #health #humor
One sign says "You are now entering a stress free zone." A sign next to it, pointed in a different direction says, "Enforced by sniper."
October 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
draggin-fly.bsky.social
#cat #mullet #humor
Picture of a white cat with a black stripe that looks like a mullet. Caption underneath says, "this cat drinks beer and has a suspended license".
October 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
draggin-fly.bsky.social
It's that month again!

#halloween #humor
A bucket of soup sitting on a front stoop. The sign above it says, "One Slurp of PHO per Trick-or-Treater."
October 4, 2025 at 10:50 AM
draggin-fly.bsky.social
To be clear everyone is fine. Just the mosquitoes got high cholesterol, now.

#cutter #butter #cholesterol #humor
A picture of two similar, orange spray cans. One of them says CUTTER bug spray. The other says Great Value BUTTER flavored spray. The caption above reads, "I almost killed everyone camping this weekend."
October 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
draggin-fly.bsky.social
Just remembering childhood lightning bugs. And finishing this note with steps to take to try to restore them.

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#firefly
#fireflies
#nature
#lightningbugs
#history
A picture from Wikimedia by Claude Everett showing fireflies in a meadow between trees in the evening.
October 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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#procrastination #humor #caturday
Picture of a kitten asleep beneath a blanket. The caption reads: I'll do it next Caturday.
September 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
draggin-fly.bsky.social
#computer #shakespeare #humor
Shakepesre Quote of the Day An SSEL error has occurred and a secure connection to the server cannot by made. Josh @shatterfront he was ahead of his time
September 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
draggin-fly.bsky.social
Pretty much my experience.
Private mentions Preferences About Alt text cashier: bonjour me: bonjour cashier: qu'est ce que je peu t'offrir? me: well the jig is up
September 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
draggin-fly.bsky.social
#ebay #humor
Picture of a woman pretending to put her hands in a laminator. A picture of laminated hands is coming out of the machine. The caption reads, "Now this is how you sell a laminator."
September 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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#bathroom #humor
Bathroom hand soap dispenser. The label on it reads, "Hand Soup."
September 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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#microsoft #consent #form
Do you think Microsoft understands consent? Choices: Yes - 0% Remind me in 3 days - 100% 1,386 votes
September 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
draggin-fly.bsky.social
#alcohol #music #humor
He eats a whiskey pod He eats a vodka pod He eats a lager pod He eats a cider pod He eats the pods that remind him of the good Tide He eats the pods that remind him of the better Tide
September 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
draggin-fly.bsky.social
#dog #humor
Him: Did you adopt your dog? Me: No, he's my biological dog.
September 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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#insane #clown #posse
"If you're in a clown posse, you don't need to tell us you're insane. We know. Nobody's thinking you're in an emotionally stable clown posse."
September 6, 2025 at 9:56 AM
draggin-fly.bsky.social
Let this be a warning to some.

#correlation #causation #mortality #humor
A tweet, "Every single person who confuses correlation and causation ends up dying." I am not going to explain the joke here.
September 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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#home #work #homework
A picture of a fire alarm installed on the ceiling. For the 'installed by' date, the installer has written 'the ceiling.'
September 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
draggin-fly.bsky.social
We're You're Happy, Not Til Not
A sign in a shop window. It can be read many different ways, including "We're You're Happy, Not Til Not," "We're Not Til You're Not - Happy?" and many others.
August 30, 2025 at 11:09 AM