Got to load up the utility belt before fighting the forces of evil

That’s when the printer is out of toner

Yeah, maybe something traumatic happened to or involving all the Oompa Loompas which made Wonka turn evil?

Mayor McCheese is somewhere in that analogy too

Coincidentally I saw the same thing only at a Sonic

Caddyshack 2’s song Nobody’s Fool also by Kenny Loggins is one of my favorite workout playlist songs

Always bring a flare gun with you before entering a corn maze, just in case

Yeah, try explaining to everyone why your turtle shell is smashed & flat now

The next lines?…

🎶 I just want a bite, & can make you live long

Bring a flare gun, just in case

Next time ask the caller if they know the answer to some random trivia question, for a chance to win concert tickets or something.

Then when they don’t know, just say thanks for playing & tell them you will have to go to the next caller.

And instead of a cool grappling hook gun, he now fights crime with one of those old person-EZ reacher grabber sticks