I bet the bike industry is crushing it right now

One thing that’s getting really old is mentioning I’m queer during a set and there’s almost always one straight guy that blurts out “dafuq?!” Or “whoaaaaa” like I’m on the prowl. Y’all need to leave this bubble where you have no gay friends and think all of us want your unwashed ass.

I’m angry when I cum which makes me a real spermudgen.

People hate on High Lord Wolnir but he’s a way more challenging and cool fight than Ceaseless Discharge.

“I want his bass... OFF!”
- Nicolas cage as a music producer

I’ve probably listened to better off alone by Alice Deejay 3,217 times in my life and for me it always hits JUST AS HARD as the first time.

Everytime a conservative dude says “men shouldn’t be like that” I just hear “that’s not the way I like my men”

If a gamer couple becomes polyamorous they’re in an open world relationship

How I introduce myself on all the new platforms

Sex offenders in our White House appointing sex offenders as Attorney General should NEVER be normalized.

Never stop calling this out.

The best post-election political analysis I’ve seen.

Soulsborne games are my favorite because I love anything that’s as hard as dating.