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dQ Kaufman
@dqkaufman.bsky.social
#Filmmaker | #Screenwriter | #cigar smoker | ex semi pro football player.

https://www.patreon.com/cw/bluepowdermonkeys
So, I did the graphic design/typography for the @seattlein2025.org program book. The title treatment was not me being drunk, it was an homage to starship troopers. The last worldcon in Seattle was 1961, GOH Robert Heinlein. 1/2
August 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
#shittyfoodorn day! Fresh caught salmon from Point Defiance, Cuban coffee, eggs, toast, and #arturofuentecigars #eggsandtoast #cubancoffee
February 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
January 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I celebrated my birthday today by smoking this fine cigar, and eating this fine breakfast. I also quit instagram, so if you found me from there, welcome. Unrelated, fuck nazis. #padroncigars #oldmanbreakfast #cigar #cigarlife #cubancoffee #eggandbacon ##sexyoldman #fucknazis
January 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I'm just saying it's not a good look. Stay strong and safe, California peeps.
January 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
24|12|21 - In protest of elegant food porn, and celebration of my mom's 80th birthday, here is my Cuban coffee and cigar breakfast I have every weekend. Take note of the sloppy pour, because you may eat with your eyes first, but I don't. #cigarbreakfast #shittyfoodporn #cubancoffee
December 21, 2024 at 7:54 PM
24|12|01 - In protest of elegant food porn, here is my Cuban coffee and cigar breakfast I have every weekend. #cigarbreakfast #oldmanbreakfast #foodporn #eggsandbacon #cigarlife #cigar #eggsbacontoast
December 3, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Peak Teri Garr. RIP.
October 30, 2024 at 1:09 AM
24|10|27 - In protest of elegant food porn, here is my Cuban coffee and cigar breakfast I have every weekend. #cigarbreakfast #oldmanbreakfast #foodporn #eggsandbacon #cigarlife #cigar #eggsbacontoast
October 27, 2024 at 6:33 PM
I knew there was a reason I learned how to play D&D in the '70s. #cigar #whiskey #knobcreekrye #arturofuentecigars #d&d #Dungeonsanddragons
October 23, 2024 at 1:17 AM
In protest of elegant food porn, here is my Cuban coffee and cigar breakfast I have every weekend. #cigarbreakfast #oldmanbreakfast #foodporn #eggsandbacon #cigarlife #cigar
October 20, 2024 at 10:30 PM
If I'm forced to be up at 7am, I will make it worth it. #cigar #fuckmorning #arturofuente
July 16, 2024 at 8:13 PM
It took me three tries, but I finally figured out how to dial in Cuban coffee. Not being a coffee drinker, the whole process was a journey. Now once a week, I will indulge.
March 11, 2024 at 2:48 AM