dQ Kaufman
@dqkaufman.bsky.social
#Filmmaker | #Screenwriter | #cigar smoker | ex semi pro football player.
https://www.patreon.com/cw/bluepowdermonkeys
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dQ Kaufman
@dqkaufman.bsky.social
· Sep 12
Blue Powder Monkeys | Patreon
creating Visual Consumables
www.patreon.com
The patreon is up and running. If you want to see what kind of creative Shenanigans I'm up to, go there. Watch me work videos, graphic design, filmmaking tips, script excerpts, storyboards, typography, all kinds of fun things.
www.patreon.com/cw/bluepowde...
www.patreon.com/cw/bluepowde...
The patreon is up and running. If you want to see what kind of creative Shenanigans I'm up to, go there. Watch me work videos, graphic design, filmmaking tips, script excerpts, storyboards, typography, all kinds of fun things.
www.patreon.com/cw/bluepowde...
www.patreon.com/cw/bluepowde...
Blue Powder Monkeys | Patreon
creating Visual Consumables
www.patreon.com
September 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The patreon is up and running. If you want to see what kind of creative Shenanigans I'm up to, go there. Watch me work videos, graphic design, filmmaking tips, script excerpts, storyboards, typography, all kinds of fun things.
www.patreon.com/cw/bluepowde...
www.patreon.com/cw/bluepowde...
So, I did the graphic design/typography for the @seattlein2025.org program book. The title treatment was not me being drunk, it was an homage to starship troopers. The last worldcon in Seattle was 1961, GOH Robert Heinlein. 1/2
August 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
So, I did the graphic design/typography for the @seattlein2025.org program book. The title treatment was not me being drunk, it was an homage to starship troopers. The last worldcon in Seattle was 1961, GOH Robert Heinlein. 1/2
#shittyfoodorn day! Fresh caught salmon from Point Defiance, Cuban coffee, eggs, toast, and #arturofuentecigars #eggsandtoast #cubancoffee
February 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
#shittyfoodorn day! Fresh caught salmon from Point Defiance, Cuban coffee, eggs, toast, and #arturofuentecigars #eggsandtoast #cubancoffee
25 01 25 - My #shittyfoodorn breakfast, a Saturday tradition. #baconandeggs ##baconandtoast #eggsandtoast #cubancoffee #cigar #cigarandcoffee #sexyoldman #foodporn #fucknazis
January 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
25 01 25 - My #shittyfoodorn breakfast, a Saturday tradition. #baconandeggs ##baconandtoast #eggsandtoast #cubancoffee #cigar #cigarandcoffee #sexyoldman #foodporn #fucknazis
I celebrated my birthday today by smoking this fine cigar, and eating this fine breakfast. I also quit instagram, so if you found me from there, welcome. Unrelated, fuck nazis. #padroncigars #oldmanbreakfast #cigar #cigarlife #cubancoffee #eggandbacon ##sexyoldman #fucknazis
January 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I celebrated my birthday today by smoking this fine cigar, and eating this fine breakfast. I also quit instagram, so if you found me from there, welcome. Unrelated, fuck nazis. #padroncigars #oldmanbreakfast #cigar #cigarlife #cubancoffee #eggandbacon ##sexyoldman #fucknazis
I'm just saying it's not a good look. Stay strong and safe, California peeps.
January 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I'm just saying it's not a good look. Stay strong and safe, California peeps.
24|12|21 - In protest of elegant food porn, and celebration of my mom's 80th birthday, here is my Cuban coffee and cigar breakfast I have every weekend. Take note of the sloppy pour, because you may eat with your eyes first, but I don't. #cigarbreakfast #shittyfoodporn #cubancoffee
December 21, 2024 at 7:54 PM
24|12|21 - In protest of elegant food porn, and celebration of my mom's 80th birthday, here is my Cuban coffee and cigar breakfast I have every weekend. Take note of the sloppy pour, because you may eat with your eyes first, but I don't. #cigarbreakfast #shittyfoodporn #cubancoffee
24|12|01 - In protest of elegant food porn, here is my Cuban coffee and cigar breakfast I have every weekend. #cigarbreakfast #oldmanbreakfast #foodporn #eggsandbacon #cigarlife #cigar #eggsbacontoast
December 3, 2024 at 1:15 AM
24|12|01 - In protest of elegant food porn, here is my Cuban coffee and cigar breakfast I have every weekend. #cigarbreakfast #oldmanbreakfast #foodporn #eggsandbacon #cigarlife #cigar #eggsbacontoast
Got that voting thing out of the way. Go vote. 60% non-participation does way more damage than a third party vote. Go vote!
November 1, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Got that voting thing out of the way. Go vote. 60% non-participation does way more damage than a third party vote. Go vote!
Peak Teri Garr. RIP.
October 30, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Peak Teri Garr. RIP.
24|10|27 - In protest of elegant food porn, here is my Cuban coffee and cigar breakfast I have every weekend. #cigarbreakfast #oldmanbreakfast #foodporn #eggsandbacon #cigarlife #cigar #eggsbacontoast
October 27, 2024 at 6:33 PM
24|10|27 - In protest of elegant food porn, here is my Cuban coffee and cigar breakfast I have every weekend. #cigarbreakfast #oldmanbreakfast #foodporn #eggsandbacon #cigarlife #cigar #eggsbacontoast
Some people consider #RagingBull the transition from '70s to '80s cinema. It's more accurately the last great '70s cinema.
That said, the #Scorpions single #TheZoo is my perfect metal transition equivalent of Raging Bull.
Bet you didn't see that coming at the beginning.
That said, the #Scorpions single #TheZoo is my perfect metal transition equivalent of Raging Bull.
Bet you didn't see that coming at the beginning.
October 24, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Some people consider #RagingBull the transition from '70s to '80s cinema. It's more accurately the last great '70s cinema.
That said, the #Scorpions single #TheZoo is my perfect metal transition equivalent of Raging Bull.
Bet you didn't see that coming at the beginning.
That said, the #Scorpions single #TheZoo is my perfect metal transition equivalent of Raging Bull.
Bet you didn't see that coming at the beginning.
I knew there was a reason I learned how to play D&D in the '70s. #cigar #whiskey #knobcreekrye #arturofuentecigars #d&d #Dungeonsanddragons
October 23, 2024 at 1:17 AM
I knew there was a reason I learned how to play D&D in the '70s. #cigar #whiskey #knobcreekrye #arturofuentecigars #d&d #Dungeonsanddragons
In protest of elegant food porn, here is my Cuban coffee and cigar breakfast I have every weekend. #cigarbreakfast #oldmanbreakfast #foodporn #eggsandbacon #cigarlife #cigar
October 20, 2024 at 10:30 PM
In protest of elegant food porn, here is my Cuban coffee and cigar breakfast I have every weekend. #cigarbreakfast #oldmanbreakfast #foodporn #eggsandbacon #cigarlife #cigar
July 16, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Leaf blowers are perfect example of the worst traits of humans. They're loud and obnoxious, lazy, and in the best case don't do anything; worst case make it someone else's problem. #leafblower #yardwork
June 1, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Leaf blowers are perfect example of the worst traits of humans. They're loud and obnoxious, lazy, and in the best case don't do anything; worst case make it someone else's problem. #leafblower #yardwork
The number of people doing yard work on a holiday, is too damn high!
May 27, 2024 at 7:07 PM
The number of people doing yard work on a holiday, is too damn high!
Of all the stupid ideas Trump has had, thinking he appealed the Libertarians may have been one of the stupidest. And I'm not even libertarian.
May 27, 2024 at 9:12 AM
Of all the stupid ideas Trump has had, thinking he appealed the Libertarians may have been one of the stupidest. And I'm not even libertarian.
#twohands has one of most unreadable menus of any restaurant I've ever been in and I spend a week in Florida every year. #lowcontrast #tinyfont #typography #linelength
April 9, 2024 at 2:36 PM
#twohands has one of most unreadable menus of any restaurant I've ever been in and I spend a week in Florida every year. #lowcontrast #tinyfont #typography #linelength
Can I just say from the point of view of an atheist, that Christians getting whisked up to Heaven during the eclipse seems like the best solution for both groups. #eclipse
April 8, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Can I just say from the point of view of an atheist, that Christians getting whisked up to Heaven during the eclipse seems like the best solution for both groups. #eclipse
Something about the first nice springish day causing people to fire up the loudest motorcycles possible, while blasting the loudest, most generic shit-kicking music, out of the worst speakers imaginable.
#suburbanlife
#suburbanlife
March 24, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Something about the first nice springish day causing people to fire up the loudest motorcycles possible, while blasting the loudest, most generic shit-kicking music, out of the worst speakers imaginable.
#suburbanlife
#suburbanlife
What about #covid made #shoppingbaskets go away? Because I haven't seen them since, and shopping for that awkward number of items in between the size of your hands and an entire shopping cart, is just one more thing now.
March 11, 2024 at 7:00 PM
What about #covid made #shoppingbaskets go away? Because I haven't seen them since, and shopping for that awkward number of items in between the size of your hands and an entire shopping cart, is just one more thing now.
It took me three tries, but I finally figured out how to dial in Cuban coffee. Not being a coffee drinker, the whole process was a journey. Now once a week, I will indulge.
March 11, 2024 at 2:48 AM
It took me three tries, but I finally figured out how to dial in Cuban coffee. Not being a coffee drinker, the whole process was a journey. Now once a week, I will indulge.
March 7, 2024 at 6:49 PM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social please tell me you've read the best Superman story ever, Superman 318, The Wreck of the Cosmic Hound. Or at least the ending. Looking forward to your movie.
March 7, 2024 at 10:12 AM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social please tell me you've read the best Superman story ever, Superman 318, The Wreck of the Cosmic Hound. Or at least the ending. Looking forward to your movie.