DpretJ
@dpretj.bsky.social
Ventings, ramblings, and musings. No harm intended.
Step one: Invent time travel
Step two: “Mr. President, these jokes are objectively hilarious. But for the love of all that is holy please just focus on literally ANYONE else.”
Step two: “Mr. President, these jokes are objectively hilarious. But for the love of all that is holy please just focus on literally ANYONE else.”
July 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Step one: Invent time travel
Step two: “Mr. President, these jokes are objectively hilarious. But for the love of all that is holy please just focus on literally ANYONE else.”
Step two: “Mr. President, these jokes are objectively hilarious. But for the love of all that is holy please just focus on literally ANYONE else.”
Glad he’s getting back to music after a brief detour into the culinary world
May 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Glad he’s getting back to music after a brief detour into the culinary world
But sure, cut other things like education and raise this 13%
May 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
But sure, cut other things like education and raise this 13%
Oh JFC, just gonna leave this here
November 25, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Oh JFC, just gonna leave this here