Dan Kelly
@dpk78.bsky.social
Dogs 🐶 Horror 🧛🏻♀️ Quilts 🧵 Movies 🎥 Food 🌮 Music 🎧 Queer 🏳️🌈 Halloween 🎃 Minneapolis ❄️ Prince ♐️
Sporty Spice. UMN Day at Target field, Blue Jays at The Twins. With @brottasaurus.bsky.social
#Twins #MNTwins #TargetField #UMN #UofM #Minneapolis #Baseball
#Twins #MNTwins #TargetField #UMN #UofM #Minneapolis #Baseball
June 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Sporty Spice. UMN Day at Target field, Blue Jays at The Twins. With @brottasaurus.bsky.social
#Twins #MNTwins #TargetField #UMN #UofM #Minneapolis #Baseball
#Twins #MNTwins #TargetField #UMN #UofM #Minneapolis #Baseball
It’s a password I could remember.
#MidCenturyModern #LindaLavin #Password #NathanLane #NathanLeeGraham #MattBomer #SocialSecurity
#MidCenturyModern #LindaLavin #Password #NathanLane #NathanLeeGraham #MattBomer #SocialSecurity
April 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
It’s a password I could remember.
#MidCenturyModern #LindaLavin #Password #NathanLane #NathanLeeGraham #MattBomer #SocialSecurity
#MidCenturyModern #LindaLavin #Password #NathanLane #NathanLeeGraham #MattBomer #SocialSecurity
Me in the national security team group chat.
#Signal #SignalApp #NationalSecurityTeam #Pussywillow #SerialMom #KathleenTurner #MinkStole #JohnWaters #212FuckYou #Hegseth #GroupChat
#Signal #SignalApp #NationalSecurityTeam #Pussywillow #SerialMom #KathleenTurner #MinkStole #JohnWaters #212FuckYou #Hegseth #GroupChat
March 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Me in the national security team group chat.
#Signal #SignalApp #NationalSecurityTeam #Pussywillow #SerialMom #KathleenTurner #MinkStole #JohnWaters #212FuckYou #Hegseth #GroupChat
#Signal #SignalApp #NationalSecurityTeam #Pussywillow #SerialMom #KathleenTurner #MinkStole #JohnWaters #212FuckYou #Hegseth #GroupChat
He was right all along, and now anyone behind me on the road will know.
#CrazyRalph #FridayThe13th #Horror #HorrorSky #CrystalLake #ChevyBolt #Slasher #80sMovies
#CrazyRalph #FridayThe13th #Horror #HorrorSky #CrystalLake #ChevyBolt #Slasher #80sMovies
March 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
He was right all along, and now anyone behind me on the road will know.
#CrazyRalph #FridayThe13th #Horror #HorrorSky #CrystalLake #ChevyBolt #Slasher #80sMovies
#CrazyRalph #FridayThe13th #Horror #HorrorSky #CrystalLake #ChevyBolt #Slasher #80sMovies
I forgot to wear green today, but an ode to Conal Cochran’s Celtic pagan witchery more than died the trick.
#halloweeniii #halloween #silvershamrock #shamrock #irish #celtic #stpatricksday #🎃 #💀 #🧙 ☘️
#halloweeniii #halloween #silvershamrock #shamrock #irish #celtic #stpatricksday #🎃 #💀 #🧙 ☘️
March 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I forgot to wear green today, but an ode to Conal Cochran’s Celtic pagan witchery more than died the trick.
#halloweeniii #halloween #silvershamrock #shamrock #irish #celtic #stpatricksday #🎃 #💀 #🧙 ☘️
#halloweeniii #halloween #silvershamrock #shamrock #irish #celtic #stpatricksday #🎃 #💀 #🧙 ☘️
Neat how you can, apparently, sign something into law by screaming about it on social media. I hereby declare all my debt VOID, VACANT, AND OF NO FURTHER FORCE OR EFFECT.
*wiggles nose Samantha Stephens-ly**
Is it gone yet?
#Trump #Turd #Debt #Loser #Bewitched #Autopen #January6
*wiggles nose Samantha Stephens-ly**
Is it gone yet?
#Trump #Turd #Debt #Loser #Bewitched #Autopen #January6
March 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Only 231 days until Halloween.
#Halloween #HalloweenMovies #Slashers #Horror #Horrorsky #Halloweensky #MichaelMyers #LaurieStrode #JamieLeeCurtis #Haddonfield
#Halloween #HalloweenMovies #Slashers #Horror #Horrorsky #Halloweensky #MichaelMyers #LaurieStrode #JamieLeeCurtis #Haddonfield
March 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Only 231 days until Halloween.
#Halloween #HalloweenMovies #Slashers #Horror #Horrorsky #Halloweensky #MichaelMyers #LaurieStrode #JamieLeeCurtis #Haddonfield
#Halloween #HalloweenMovies #Slashers #Horror #Horrorsky #Halloweensky #MichaelMyers #LaurieStrode #JamieLeeCurtis #Haddonfield
March 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
That’s what he gets for playing #pickleball.
March 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
That’s what he gets for playing #pickleball.
The world needs more Ethels.
#FridayThe13th #Horrorsky #Horror #Slasher #JasonVoorhees #CampCrystalLake
#FridayThe13th #Horrorsky #Horror #Slasher #JasonVoorhees #CampCrystalLake
March 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The world needs more Ethels.
#FridayThe13th #Horrorsky #Horror #Slasher #JasonVoorhees #CampCrystalLake
#FridayThe13th #Horrorsky #Horror #Slasher #JasonVoorhees #CampCrystalLake
March 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Actual insanity. This deranged assumption that protestors are foreigners is dangerously transparent. Freedom of assembly is protected under the #FirstAmendment, and it’s one of the most powerful means of demanding change, which is exactly why this turd wants to put an end to it.
#Trump
#Trump
March 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Actual insanity. This deranged assumption that protestors are foreigners is dangerously transparent. Freedom of assembly is protected under the #FirstAmendment, and it’s one of the most powerful means of demanding change, which is exactly why this turd wants to put an end to it.
#Trump
#Trump
I could watch Florence insult George all day.
#TheJeffersons #Jeffersons #MarlaGibbs #Florence #Comedy
#TheJeffersons #Jeffersons #MarlaGibbs #Florence #Comedy
March 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I could watch Florence insult George all day.
#TheJeffersons #Jeffersons #MarlaGibbs #Florence #Comedy
#TheJeffersons #Jeffersons #MarlaGibbs #Florence #Comedy
Actually, it was 1 man not giving in to 2 unrelenting bullies.
“What I saw in the Oval Office was disrespectful, and I don’t know if we could ever do business with #Zelensky again. I think most Americans saw a guy that they would not want to go in business with, the way he handled the meeting.”
“What I saw in the Oval Office was disrespectful, and I don’t know if we could ever do business with #Zelensky again. I think most Americans saw a guy that they would not want to go in business with, the way he handled the meeting.”
February 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Actually, it was 1 man not giving in to 2 unrelenting bullies.
“What I saw in the Oval Office was disrespectful, and I don’t know if we could ever do business with #Zelensky again. I think most Americans saw a guy that they would not want to go in business with, the way he handled the meeting.”
“What I saw in the Oval Office was disrespectful, and I don’t know if we could ever do business with #Zelensky again. I think most Americans saw a guy that they would not want to go in business with, the way he handled the meeting.”
Tips for the elderly - leave a pair of these in the office so you don’t have to bring your pair from home. #aged #oldster #listensonny
February 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Tips for the elderly - leave a pair of these in the office so you don’t have to bring your pair from home. #aged #oldster #listensonny
