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Dan Kelly
@dpk78.bsky.social
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Sporty Spice. UMN Day at Target field, Blue Jays at The Twins. With @brottasaurus.bsky.social

#Twins #MNTwins #TargetField #UMN #UofM #Minneapolis #Baseball
June 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Sinners. I loved the first half. I loved the second half. I didn’t think the two halves meshed particularly well together, but I was entertained. Wunmi Mosaku was phenomenal as was the music.

#sinners #horrorsky #horror
June 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Babes.
May 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Everyday I check the news to see if any one the grotesquely rich, fascist twats who run things died. Everyday I’m disappointed.
April 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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It’s a password I could remember.

#MidCenturyModern #LindaLavin #Password #NathanLane #NathanLeeGraham #MattBomer #SocialSecurity
April 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Is the White House gonna go up on cinder blocks soon?

#Trash #Trump #KidRock #Tacky
April 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
dpk78.bsky.social
Yeah. Who on earth could derive joy from slashing jobs? 🤔

#ElonMusk #Musk #Trump #TimWalz #Trala #Crybaby
March 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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I have read ten books in the past month and a half. Fictional worlds burning is way more satisfying than watching it happen in real time. What a time to be alive. 🫶🏽

#Trumpsucks #Musksucks #Rubiosucks #Hegsethsucks #MTGsucks #Whydidiquitdrinking #Literacyisqueer
March 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Me in the national security team group chat.

#Signal #SignalApp #NationalSecurityTeam #Pussywillow #SerialMom #KathleenTurner #MinkStole #JohnWaters #212FuckYou #Hegseth #GroupChat
March 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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He was right all along, and now anyone behind me on the road will know.

#CrazyRalph #FridayThe13th #Horror #HorrorSky #CrystalLake #ChevyBolt #Slasher #80sMovies
March 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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The first appliqué project I ever finished, from 2019. This was a Lori Holt design.

#Quilt #Quiltsky #Applique #Flowers #Spring #Colors #LoriHolt #Bloom
March 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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I, too, have spent my life exploring the subtle whoring that cost too much to be free

#whoringonayacht
Charlene - I've Never Been To Me • TopPop
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March 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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I forgot to wear green today, but an ode to Conal Cochran’s Celtic pagan witchery more than died the trick.

#halloweeniii #halloween #silvershamrock #shamrock #irish #celtic #stpatricksday #🎃 #💀 #🧙 ☘️
March 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Neat how you can, apparently, sign something into law by screaming about it on social media. I hereby declare all my debt VOID, VACANT, AND OF NO FURTHER FORCE OR EFFECT.

*wiggles nose Samantha Stephens-ly**

Is it gone yet?

#Trump #Turd #Debt #Loser #Bewitched #Autopen #January6
March 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Only 231 days until Halloween.

#Halloween #HalloweenMovies #Slashers #Horror #Horrorsky #Halloweensky #MichaelMyers #LaurieStrode #JamieLeeCurtis #Haddonfield
March 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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School picture day.

#beagles #beaglesky #puppylove #dogs #petportraits #glamourshots
March 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Wherever the 🔴 goes…yebang.
Harrroooo!

#beagle #puppy #🐶
March 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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That’s what he gets for playing #pickleball.
March 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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The world needs more Ethels.

#FridayThe13th #Horrorsky #Horror #Slasher #JasonVoorhees #CampCrystalLake
March 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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“Fentanyl what?” So old. So senile.
fentanyl wut
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March 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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I appreciate that #Costco is committed to their #DEI initiatives, but please feel free to ban children from your stores. Especially on #Sunday. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
March 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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I love Mr. Roy Ayers and am sad to hear he passed. I’ll keep those gorgeous, funky records spinning.

#RoyAyers #Ubiquity #RIP #RestInPeace
Coffy Is The Color (From The "Coffy" Soundtrack)
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March 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Taking in Life of Pi with @brottasaurus.bsky.social at The Orpheum.

#BroadwayOnHennepin #Theatre
March 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Look, a #beagle. Debbie has the most expressive eyes.
March 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Actual insanity. This deranged assumption that protestors are foreigners is dangerously transparent. Freedom of assembly is protected under the #FirstAmendment, and it’s one of the most powerful means of demanding change, which is exactly why this turd wants to put an end to it.
#Trump
A post from an unhinged Donald Trump that reads "All Federal Funding will STOP for any College, School, or University that allows illegal protests. Agitators will be imprisoned/or permanently sent back to the country from which they came. American students will be permanently expelled or, depending on on the crime, arrested. NO MASKS! Thank you for your attention to this matter."
March 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM