David Perlowski
@dperlowski.bsky.social
Cook, gamer, world-traveller, but still a hobbit at heart.
Currently living in Portugal, and looking back in horror.
Currently living in Portugal, and looking back in horror.
I have never felt better about leaving the country of my birth than I do now, on Christmas Eve.
December 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I have never felt better about leaving the country of my birth than I do now, on Christmas Eve.
Merry Christmas Eve from Portugal! I just checked in with the USA'n relatives. Be well everyone in the coming year.
December 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Merry Christmas Eve from Portugal! I just checked in with the USA'n relatives. Be well everyone in the coming year.
20 minutes to midnight, here. Merry Christmas!
December 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
20 minutes to midnight, here. Merry Christmas!
"If I can't beat Jimmy Kimmel's ratings, I don't deserve to be President." - DJT, 2025
(footnote - Kimmel never hosted the KCH)
(footnote - Kimmel never hosted the KCH)
December 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
"If I can't beat Jimmy Kimmel's ratings, I don't deserve to be President." - DJT, 2025
(footnote - Kimmel never hosted the KCH)
(footnote - Kimmel never hosted the KCH)
I meant having to think about smelling Steven Cheung. Eeeeewww!
December 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I meant having to think about smelling Steven Cheung. Eeeeewww!
What a horrible sentence to have to write.
December 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
What a horrible sentence to have to write.
"How much does it cost to bribe our way up to the EIGHTH circle of Hell?"
December 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"How much does it cost to bribe our way up to the EIGHTH circle of Hell?"
Norway, Denmark x3, and the USA.
December 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Norway, Denmark x3, and the USA.
My wife and I did this for years, although we often sub chicken thighs, but rosemary, thyme, and sour berries make an excellent winter nosh. We use the version from the Outlander cookbook. "Jenny's Hare Pie" which sounds vulgar but isn't.
December 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My wife and I did this for years, although we often sub chicken thighs, but rosemary, thyme, and sour berries make an excellent winter nosh. We use the version from the Outlander cookbook. "Jenny's Hare Pie" which sounds vulgar but isn't.
As if 2025 couldn't get more ridiculous, let's end with a Taoist fistfight. 😜😆😜😆😜😆
Merry Christmas and/or holidays to you, and may the coming year be as sweet as honey for you.
Merry Christmas and/or holidays to you, and may the coming year be as sweet as honey for you.
December 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
As if 2025 couldn't get more ridiculous, let's end with a Taoist fistfight. 😜😆😜😆😜😆
Merry Christmas and/or holidays to you, and may the coming year be as sweet as honey for you.
Merry Christmas and/or holidays to you, and may the coming year be as sweet as honey for you.
While you're at it, ask Clarence Thomas about mixed-race marriage. There will always be a class of opportunists willing to hate on their own group thinking themselves safe. It rarely ends well for them. Ernst Röhm is the classic example.
December 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
While you're at it, ask Clarence Thomas about mixed-race marriage. There will always be a class of opportunists willing to hate on their own group thinking themselves safe. It rarely ends well for them. Ernst Röhm is the classic example.
Now do a story about how the election of Donald Trump threw the country 150 years off.
December 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Now do a story about how the election of Donald Trump threw the country 150 years off.
A good translation. I like this one:
"If a country is governed with tolerance,
the people are comfortable and honest.
If a country is governed with repression,
the people are depressed and crafty."
"If a country is governed with tolerance,
the people are comfortable and honest.
If a country is governed with repression,
the people are depressed and crafty."
December 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
A good translation. I like this one:
"If a country is governed with tolerance,
the people are comfortable and honest.
If a country is governed with repression,
the people are depressed and crafty."
"If a country is governed with tolerance,
the people are comfortable and honest.
If a country is governed with repression,
the people are depressed and crafty."
Thank you for that exceptionally well expressed response.
December 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Thank you for that exceptionally well expressed response.
Today. What guarantees has this administration ever given regarding administration of rules? And would you really risk your job or student status on that promise? They handcuffed and deported legal Korean workers.
December 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Today. What guarantees has this administration ever given regarding administration of rules? And would you really risk your job or student status on that promise? They handcuffed and deported legal Korean workers.
"Justice Department Breaks Law By Not Releasing Epstein Documents". FTFY.
December 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"Justice Department Breaks Law By Not Releasing Epstein Documents". FTFY.
Neither. We are watching an economic disaster unfolding on fast-forward.
December 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Neither. We are watching an economic disaster unfolding on fast-forward.
If you can't afford to buy anything, technically the inflation rate becomes zero.
December 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
If you can't afford to buy anything, technically the inflation rate becomes zero.
While they're busy "Putting Christ back in Christmas", they should consider "putting Christ back in Christianity"
December 14, 2025 at 8:41 AM
While they're busy "Putting Christ back in Christmas", they should consider "putting Christ back in Christianity"
Republican lies. All day every day. $1500 won't even cover an ambulance ride to the hospital. And accusing the party that has been advocating for Medicare for All of being in the pocket of insurance companies is stupid. We all want to put insurance co.s out of business. Single payer for all!
December 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Republican lies. All day every day. $1500 won't even cover an ambulance ride to the hospital. And accusing the party that has been advocating for Medicare for All of being in the pocket of insurance companies is stupid. We all want to put insurance co.s out of business. Single payer for all!
I'm 55. She's young.
December 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I'm 55. She's young.