David Perlowski
@dperlowski.bsky.social
Cook, gamer, world-traveller, but still a hobbit at heart.
Currently living in Portugal, and looking back in horror.
Currently living in Portugal, and looking back in horror.
First of all, Bill Clinton is a shitty human being and deserves what he gets.
Second, the only photos they've got of Bill Clinton is in a public hotel pool in Dubai and a fundraising photo with Diana Ross's kids? Jesus, these losers are sooooooo desperate! Trump is a ra*ist! (fill in the blank)
Second, the only photos they've got of Bill Clinton is in a public hotel pool in Dubai and a fundraising photo with Diana Ross's kids? Jesus, these losers are sooooooo desperate! Trump is a ra*ist! (fill in the blank)
December 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
First of all, Bill Clinton is a shitty human being and deserves what he gets.
Second, the only photos they've got of Bill Clinton is in a public hotel pool in Dubai and a fundraising photo with Diana Ross's kids? Jesus, these losers are sooooooo desperate! Trump is a ra*ist! (fill in the blank)
Second, the only photos they've got of Bill Clinton is in a public hotel pool in Dubai and a fundraising photo with Diana Ross's kids? Jesus, these losers are sooooooo desperate! Trump is a ra*ist! (fill in the blank)
People are about to say "How come nobody told us?"
WE TOLD YOU, 14 YEARS AGO. We, who lived in NY, were shouting it from the rooftops, but you refused to listen! Hillary told you. The "Grab 'em by the p*ssy" tape told you.
EVERYBODY TOLD YOU!!!!
WE TOLD YOU, 14 YEARS AGO. We, who lived in NY, were shouting it from the rooftops, but you refused to listen! Hillary told you. The "Grab 'em by the p*ssy" tape told you.
EVERYBODY TOLD YOU!!!!
December 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
People are about to say "How come nobody told us?"
WE TOLD YOU, 14 YEARS AGO. We, who lived in NY, were shouting it from the rooftops, but you refused to listen! Hillary told you. The "Grab 'em by the p*ssy" tape told you.
EVERYBODY TOLD YOU!!!!
WE TOLD YOU, 14 YEARS AGO. We, who lived in NY, were shouting it from the rooftops, but you refused to listen! Hillary told you. The "Grab 'em by the p*ssy" tape told you.
EVERYBODY TOLD YOU!!!!
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December 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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So passeth a legend.
Steve Cropper, who co-wrote classics including "(Sittin' on) the Dock of the Bay" and "In the Midnight Hour" during his years playing guitar at the legendary Stax Records in Memphis, has died. He was 84. n.pr/48zf0gD
Steve Cropper, guitarist and member of Stax Records' Booker T and the M.G.'s, dies
Steve Cropper, who co-wrote classics including "(Sittin' on) the Dock of the Bay" and "In the Midnight Hour" during his years playing guitar at the legendary Stax Records in Memphis, has died. He was 84.
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December 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
So passeth a legend.
@bunrab.bsky.social Local re-enactors going big this year.
🎶 Exciting news! This December, The Historic Haven's caroling group will perform in downtown Frederick with a new brass band! Join us on the 3rd Friday for a festive evening of music and cheer! #HistoricHaven #FrederickMD
December 2, 2025 at 9:44 AM
@bunrab.bsky.social Local re-enactors going big this year.
One of the things I like about Europe is that, instead of single-use cat grass planters for about $5, that last about 3 days, they sell starter kit polystyrene cold-cut trays and bags of sawdust and grass seed refills. For about $2 each, you can keep re-using the same tray that lasts about 2 weeks.
November 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
One of the things I like about Europe is that, instead of single-use cat grass planters for about $5, that last about 3 days, they sell starter kit polystyrene cold-cut trays and bags of sawdust and grass seed refills. For about $2 each, you can keep re-using the same tray that lasts about 2 weeks.
I know we need to focus on overturning the current regime, but I can't help but notice that with MTG leaving, and (hopefully) Kat Abugazeleh, AOC, and Jasmine Crockett, this could be the youngest, hottest Congress in our nation's history. (I'd add Cory Booker, except he keeps saying stupid things.)
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I know we need to focus on overturning the current regime, but I can't help but notice that with MTG leaving, and (hopefully) Kat Abugazeleh, AOC, and Jasmine Crockett, this could be the youngest, hottest Congress in our nation's history. (I'd add Cory Booker, except he keeps saying stupid things.)
Knowledge verbs are always challenging for me in every language. But I think I have this down now.
I read my Portuguese textbook > estudar.
I study well and learn > aprender
I have the skills and knowledge to pass the test > entender
I use my language to understand the country > compreender
I read my Portuguese textbook > estudar.
I study well and learn > aprender
I have the skills and knowledge to pass the test > entender
I use my language to understand the country > compreender
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Knowledge verbs are always challenging for me in every language. But I think I have this down now.
I read my Portuguese textbook > estudar.
I study well and learn > aprender
I have the skills and knowledge to pass the test > entender
I use my language to understand the country > compreender
I read my Portuguese textbook > estudar.
I study well and learn > aprender
I have the skills and knowledge to pass the test > entender
I use my language to understand the country > compreender
Damn, I'm good.
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November 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Damn, I'm good.
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One of the annoying parts of learning a language is that it's hard to brag about. "I just learned the past imperfect indicative tense" is actually pretty useful and cool, but NOBODY remembers what that means after graduating 8th grade.
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
One of the annoying parts of learning a language is that it's hard to brag about. "I just learned the past imperfect indicative tense" is actually pretty useful and cool, but NOBODY remembers what that means after graduating 8th grade.
Luck be a lady tonight....
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November 17, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Luck be a lady tonight....
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Reposted by David Perlowski
Powerful.
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Powerful.
Reposted by David Perlowski
It's 2025 and we have reached the point where we need to ask the President of Russia for a copy of the kompromat he has on the President of the United States so we can find out who the "Bubba" is that Donald Trump was photographed giving a blowjob to.
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 AM
It's 2025 and we have reached the point where we need to ask the President of Russia for a copy of the kompromat he has on the President of the United States so we can find out who the "Bubba" is that Donald Trump was photographed giving a blowjob to.
Apropos of nothing, but the following is a direct quote from a friend of mine in an entirely G-rated context:
"I'm surprised he doesn't cover his schnitzel in Bulldog sauce..."
"I'm surprised he doesn't cover his schnitzel in Bulldog sauce..."
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Apropos of nothing, but the following is a direct quote from a friend of mine in an entirely G-rated context:
"I'm surprised he doesn't cover his schnitzel in Bulldog sauce..."
"I'm surprised he doesn't cover his schnitzel in Bulldog sauce..."
First holidays in a new home, new country, new continent. But the tree is lit, so Lister will finally make peace with it.
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
First holidays in a new home, new country, new continent. But the tree is lit, so Lister will finally make peace with it.
366 days ago, I woke up to "President Trump". 365 days ago, I had already made up my mind to move to Portugal and was already starting language lessons.
November 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
366 days ago, I woke up to "President Trump". 365 days ago, I had already made up my mind to move to Portugal and was already starting language lessons.
Reposted by David Perlowski
Seems like the guy who threw the sandwich at the federal agent is holding his own in the trial today.
November 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Seems like the guy who threw the sandwich at the federal agent is holding his own in the trial today.
Oof. Come from behind win today.
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October 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Oof. Come from behind win today.
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How much do fresh herbs cost in the US these days? I finally looked at them here in Portugal. The equivalent of a clamshell case is .99€ and the mini pots with the fake soil are 1.50€, or about $1.30 and $2.25 respectively.
October 20, 2025 at 11:41 AM
How much do fresh herbs cost in the US these days? I finally looked at them here in Portugal. The equivalent of a clamshell case is .99€ and the mini pots with the fake soil are 1.50€, or about $1.30 and $2.25 respectively.
Bought my first pair of pants in Portugal. I brought my backpack with me to the mall, and it already had a half-dozen things in it from different stores, so I didn't bother the fitting room attendant. Turned out the 38"/32" US measurements were perfect, AND they were stretch denim. 18 Euro/$25 win!
October 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Bought my first pair of pants in Portugal. I brought my backpack with me to the mall, and it already had a half-dozen things in it from different stores, so I didn't bother the fitting room attendant. Turned out the 38"/32" US measurements were perfect, AND they were stretch denim. 18 Euro/$25 win!
My Portuguese tutor cleared something up for me today. Which verb to use for getting dressed. DuoLingo gave me three verbs and didn't explain, just marked me wrong. (DL Suxxorz!) In Portuguese, vestir means to dress one's body. Calçar means to wear on hands or feet.
October 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
My Portuguese tutor cleared something up for me today. Which verb to use for getting dressed. DuoLingo gave me three verbs and didn't explain, just marked me wrong. (DL Suxxorz!) In Portuguese, vestir means to dress one's body. Calçar means to wear on hands or feet.
I don't know if many US grocery stores have bread-slicing machines. Certainly none I've shopped at. Too dangerous. Best just stick to AR-15s. But every supermercado has one, an industrial band saw for public use. Finally got to watch someone use it. I can now have freshly baked sliced bread!
October 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I don't know if many US grocery stores have bread-slicing machines. Certainly none I've shopped at. Too dangerous. Best just stick to AR-15s. But every supermercado has one, an industrial band saw for public use. Finally got to watch someone use it. I can now have freshly baked sliced bread!
Interesting that they never ask whether Jack Daniels is selling their slop (literally, not disparaging their booze) to plug the hole in their sales from the Canadian boycott...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EK2...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EK2...
Jack Daniel's cuts off free cattle feed to Tennessee farmers after 45 years
YouTube video by NewsChannel 5
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October 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Interesting that they never ask whether Jack Daniels is selling their slop (literally, not disparaging their booze) to plug the hole in their sales from the Canadian boycott...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EK2...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EK2...