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Your boos means nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer.
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Hot introverts in your area want to cancel plans with you.
July 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Hot introverts in your area want to cancel plans with you.
I've always said it, the secret to winning the Stanley Cup is to be super gay
June 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I've always said it, the secret to winning the Stanley Cup is to be super gay
I see girls I went to high school with on IG and am always like "oh who's that she's with, her dad?" But its her husband and that's just what men my age look like
June 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I see girls I went to high school with on IG and am always like "oh who's that she's with, her dad?" But its her husband and that's just what men my age look like
Now that your little pep rally is over, what actual action are you planning to take to disrupt facism?
June 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Now that your little pep rally is over, what actual action are you planning to take to disrupt facism?
I made a list of everything that I despise.
And I wrote your name down several times.
And I wrote your name down several times.
June 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I made a list of everything that I despise.
And I wrote your name down several times.
And I wrote your name down several times.
I remember some guy was being a real kiss ass in a meeting I was in, so I muted him, and it muted him for everyone. I've been chasing that high ever since.
June 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I remember some guy was being a real kiss ass in a meeting I was in, so I muted him, and it muted him for everyone. I've been chasing that high ever since.
'If you don't use ai, you'll be left behind!'
Great man, fuck wherever AI is going
Great man, fuck wherever AI is going
May 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
'If you don't use ai, you'll be left behind!'
Great man, fuck wherever AI is going
Great man, fuck wherever AI is going
ACAB including soldiers
May 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
ACAB including soldiers
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Team USA accepts the #MensWorlds trophy with a Johnny Gaudreau jersey in hand 🥹👏
May 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Team USA accepts the #MensWorlds trophy with a Johnny Gaudreau jersey in hand 🥹👏
Do you sleep better now?
With better pills and a stable map?
Will he whisper "Catherine" in your ear
As you're falling asleep in our bed?
With better pills and a stable map?
Will he whisper "Catherine" in your ear
As you're falling asleep in our bed?
May 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Do you sleep better now?
With better pills and a stable map?
Will he whisper "Catherine" in your ear
As you're falling asleep in our bed?
With better pills and a stable map?
Will he whisper "Catherine" in your ear
As you're falling asleep in our bed?
And if I want your hooks out of me
I can't make this a habit
I can't make this a habit
May 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
And if I want your hooks out of me
I can't make this a habit
I can't make this a habit
Loved watching severance with the subtitles on and seeing that Christopher Walken is about to say 'goon', and you know it's gonna be a banger
April 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Loved watching severance with the subtitles on and seeing that Christopher Walken is about to say 'goon', and you know it's gonna be a banger
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🚨 Long Chile exists in the Bond Universe 🚨
April 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
🚨 Long Chile exists in the Bond Universe 🚨
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my talking dog keeps telling me stuff i don't want to know about poop
April 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
my talking dog keeps telling me stuff i don't want to know about poop
And if I want your hooks out of me
I can make this a habit
I was trying to keep it together
But I, I was too distracted
By the part of me that's been lacking the most
I can make this a habit
I was trying to keep it together
But I, I was too distracted
By the part of me that's been lacking the most
April 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
And if I want your hooks out of me
I can make this a habit
I was trying to keep it together
But I, I was too distracted
By the part of me that's been lacking the most
I can make this a habit
I was trying to keep it together
But I, I was too distracted
By the part of me that's been lacking the most
Though I despise their butchery of the English language and lack of dental hygiene, I would make a fantastic brit.
April 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Though I despise their butchery of the English language and lack of dental hygiene, I would make a fantastic brit.
Watching my dev buddies rely 100% on an LLM for basic debugging these days breaks my heart.
Like, you use to be able to come up with clever solutions in your head once.
Like, you use to be able to come up with clever solutions in your head once.
April 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Watching my dev buddies rely 100% on an LLM for basic debugging these days breaks my heart.
Like, you use to be able to come up with clever solutions in your head once.
Like, you use to be able to come up with clever solutions in your head once.
Boy have I had about enough of making other people rich
April 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Boy have I had about enough of making other people rich
My "don't call her" equivalent is going on LinkedIn after a couple of beers.
March 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My "don't call her" equivalent is going on LinkedIn after a couple of beers.
Apparently, '3beers at an outdoor bar' isn't an acceptable answer for the 'what's your favorite food' icebreaker.
March 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Apparently, '3beers at an outdoor bar' isn't an acceptable answer for the 'what's your favorite food' icebreaker.
It's a comedy that RFK keeps coming up with great ideas for insane reasons.
March 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It's a comedy that RFK keeps coming up with great ideas for insane reasons.
Harrison Ford needs to stop making movies. We've had enough.
March 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Harrison Ford needs to stop making movies. We've had enough.
The audacity of Pittsburgh bars trying to charge me 11 bucks for a beer on St. Patrick's day.
I live here. Asshole.
I live here. Asshole.
March 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The audacity of Pittsburgh bars trying to charge me 11 bucks for a beer on St. Patrick's day.
I live here. Asshole.
I live here. Asshole.
Also, you can have my 'two spaces after a period' when you pry them out of my cold, dead hands.
March 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Also, you can have my 'two spaces after a period' when you pry them out of my cold, dead hands.
I don't need AI to make my meetings more productive. I don't need to be more productive. I produce enough, thank you.
March 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I don't need AI to make my meetings more productive. I don't need to be more productive. I produce enough, thank you.