Danielle Pagan
@dpagan5.bsky.social
I'm gonna change my answer, in fact. This is my real job. Soothsayer, International Union of Soothsayers.
June Lockhart, who was on Lassie and Lost in Space, died today. She was 100. #junelockhart #Lassie #lostinspace
October 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
June Lockhart, who was on Lassie and Lost in Space, died today. She was 100. #junelockhart #Lassie #lostinspace
October 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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I paid my phone bill, but I tripped on the sidewalk in front of the bus stop in front of the Dunkin' Donuts. A tragedy in four acts:
#mymomwasnttheretotellmetowalkitoff
#mymomwasnttheretotellmetowalkitoff
October 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I paid my phone bill, but I tripped on the sidewalk in front of the bus stop in front of the Dunkin' Donuts. A tragedy in four acts:
#mymomwasnttheretotellmetowalkitoff
#mymomwasnttheretotellmetowalkitoff
I've got the head anarchist living with me. Her name is Luna. She likes half a can of wet food in the morning and the other half at 5 pm. Her anarchist actions include knocking the tower fan down. #cats
October 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I've got the head anarchist living with me. Her name is Luna. She likes half a can of wet food in the morning and the other half at 5 pm. Her anarchist actions include knocking the tower fan down. #cats
The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks is necessary reading. #theimmortallifeofhenriettalacks #herniettalacks #helacells #rebeccaskloot
October 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks is necessary reading. #theimmortallifeofhenriettalacks #herniettalacks #helacells #rebeccaskloot
In what made up imaginary fantasy world is the bitch on the left genetically superior than Jasmine Crockett!? 😡🤬 #jasminecrockett
September 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
In what made up imaginary fantasy world is the bitch on the left genetically superior than Jasmine Crockett!? 😡🤬 #jasminecrockett
It's Math Storytelling Day today. Purple because aliens don't wear hats. 💜👽🎩 #mathstorytellingday
September 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
It's Math Storytelling Day today. Purple because aliens don't wear hats. 💜👽🎩 #mathstorytellingday
Farewell, my dearest mama. Farewell, my dearest papa. I'm off to attend the shenanigans. I shant be back for dinner. #shenanigans
September 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Farewell, my dearest mama. Farewell, my dearest papa. I'm off to attend the shenanigans. I shant be back for dinner. #shenanigans
Art Spiegelman's In The Shadow of No Towers is necessary reading on 9/11. #artspiegelman #intheshadowofnotowers
September 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Art Spiegelman's In The Shadow of No Towers is necessary reading on 9/11. #artspiegelman #intheshadowofnotowers
September 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
New England's holding me close in her arms again. #fall #newenglandgothic
August 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
New England's holding me close in her arms again. #fall #newenglandgothic
Badges?! We don't need no stinkin' badges! #blackouts #cats
August 28, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Badges?! We don't need no stinkin' badges! #blackouts #cats
August 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
08/22/2025 is Folklore Day 🇧🇷, National Flag Day 🇷🇺, National Bao Day 🇺🇸, National Pecan Torte Day 🇺🇸, National Tooth Fairy Day 🦷🧚♂️🧚♀️🇺🇸, National Take Your Cat to the Vet Day 🐈⬛🇺🇸, National Rainbow Baby Day 🇺🇸, International Day of Remembrance for Victims of Violence Based on Religion or Belief 🇺🇳
August 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
08/22/2025 is Folklore Day 🇧🇷, National Flag Day 🇷🇺, National Bao Day 🇺🇸, National Pecan Torte Day 🇺🇸, National Tooth Fairy Day 🦷🧚♂️🧚♀️🇺🇸, National Take Your Cat to the Vet Day 🐈⬛🇺🇸, National Rainbow Baby Day 🇺🇸, International Day of Remembrance for Victims of Violence Based on Religion or Belief 🇺🇳
August 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
There's no best of Terence Stamp as Bernadette on YouTube. ¡que horror! #theadventuresofpriscilla #terencestamp #rip
August 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
There's no best of Terence Stamp as Bernadette on YouTube. ¡que horror! #theadventuresofpriscilla #terencestamp #rip
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Free slurpee procured #711day #freeslurpeeday
July 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Free slurpee procured #711day #freeslurpeeday
This isn't ordinary disillusionment. This is advanced disillusionment. This isn't ordinary demoralization. This is advanced demoralization. #artspiegelman #maus
July 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
This isn't ordinary disillusionment. This is advanced disillusionment. This isn't ordinary demoralization. This is advanced demoralization. #artspiegelman #maus
Jesus is a biscuit! #jesusisabiscuit youtu.be/gyYbmIVTozs?...
June 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Jesus is a biscuit! #jesusisabiscuit youtu.be/gyYbmIVTozs?...
On a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being I wouldn't worry about it, and 10 being you're doomed, Shakusky. Where are we? #werealldoomed
June 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
On a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being I wouldn't worry about it, and 10 being you're doomed, Shakusky. Where are we? #werealldoomed