Danielle Pagan
@dpagan5.bsky.social
I'm gonna change my answer, in fact. This is my real job. Soothsayer, International Union of Soothsayers.
I've been thinking about humans who have become monsters. The feminine urge to become the thing in the woods. #monsters
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November 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I've been thinking about humans who have become monsters. The feminine urge to become the thing in the woods. #monsters
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Did the 40 some odd Epstein shutdown end because Ghislane Maxwell hooked up a commutation and Republicans are cool with everything bc no rich white dudes went to prison for rape and sex trafficking?
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Did the 40 some odd Epstein shutdown end because Ghislane Maxwell hooked up a commutation and Republicans are cool with everything bc no rich white dudes went to prison for rape and sex trafficking?
11/12/2025 is World Pneumonia Day 🫁🌎, Mailman Day 📮🇲🇽, National Chicken Soup for the Soul Day 🇺🇸, National Pizza with the Works Except Anchovies Day 🍕🇺🇸, Tempranillo Day 🇬🇧 #worldpneumomiaday #mailmanday #nationalchickensoupforthesoulday #nationalpizzawiththeworksexceptanchoviesday #tempranilloday
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November 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
11/12/2025 is World Pneumonia Day 🫁🌎, Mailman Day 📮🇲🇽, National Chicken Soup for the Soul Day 🇺🇸, National Pizza with the Works Except Anchovies Day 🍕🇺🇸, Tempranillo Day 🇬🇧 #worldpneumomiaday #mailmanday #nationalchickensoupforthesoulday #nationalpizzawiththeworksexceptanchoviesday #tempranilloday
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In my entire life, I've never seen any President actively ask the Supreme Court to intervene so that they don't have to feed hungry people.
It's truly obscene, I don't care what party or religion you belong to.
It's foul and inexcusable.
It's truly obscene, I don't care what party or religion you belong to.
It's foul and inexcusable.
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 AM
In my entire life, I've never seen any President actively ask the Supreme Court to intervene so that they don't have to feed hungry people.
It's truly obscene, I don't care what party or religion you belong to.
It's foul and inexcusable.
It's truly obscene, I don't care what party or religion you belong to.
It's foul and inexcusable.
11/11/2025 is National Survivors' Day 🇦🇺, Singles Day 🇨🇳, National Education Day 🇮🇳, St. Martin's Day 🌎, Pepero Day 🇰🇷, National Forestation Day 🌳🇹🇷, National Sundae Day 🍨🇺🇸, Veteran's Day 🇺🇸, Armistice Day 🇬🇧 #nationalsurvivorsday #singlesday #nationaleducationday #stmartinsday #peperoday
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November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
11/11/2025 is National Survivors' Day 🇦🇺, Singles Day 🇨🇳, National Education Day 🇮🇳, St. Martin's Day 🌎, Pepero Day 🇰🇷, National Forestation Day 🌳🇹🇷, National Sundae Day 🍨🇺🇸, Veteran's Day 🇺🇸, Armistice Day 🇬🇧 #nationalsurvivorsday #singlesday #nationaleducationday #stmartinsday #peperoday
Happy National Forget-Me-Not Day! #nationalforgetmenotday youtu.be/jtMHsNhQBvI?...
Patrice Rushen - Forget Me Nots (Official Video)
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November 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Happy National Forget-Me-Not Day! #nationalforgetmenotday youtu.be/jtMHsNhQBvI?...
11/10/2025 is The Eve before Saint Martin's Day 🇩🇰, Marine Corps Birthday 🇺🇸, National Forget-Me-Not Day 🇺🇸,National Vanilla Cupcake Day 🧁🇺🇸, National Paralegal Day 🇬🇧, World Science Day for Peace and Development 🇺🇳 #theevebeforesaintmartinsday #marinecorpsbirthday #nationalforgetmenotday
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November 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
11/10/2025 is The Eve before Saint Martin's Day 🇩🇰, Marine Corps Birthday 🇺🇸, National Forget-Me-Not Day 🇺🇸,National Vanilla Cupcake Day 🧁🇺🇸, National Paralegal Day 🇬🇧, World Science Day for Peace and Development 🇺🇳 #theevebeforesaintmartinsday #marinecorpsbirthday #nationalforgetmenotday
11/09/2025 is National Pupusa Day 🇸🇻, World Adoption Day 🌎, World Wine Tourism Day 🍷🌎, National Scrapple Day 🇺🇸, World Freedom Day 🇺🇸, British Pudding Day 🇬🇧, Remembrance Sunday 🇬🇧 #nationalpupusaday #worldadoptionday #worldwinetourismday #nationalscrappleday #worldfreedomday #britishpuddingday
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November 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
11/09/2025 is National Pupusa Day 🇸🇻, World Adoption Day 🌎, World Wine Tourism Day 🍷🌎, National Scrapple Day 🇺🇸, World Freedom Day 🇺🇸, British Pudding Day 🇬🇧, Remembrance Sunday 🇬🇧 #nationalpupusaday #worldadoptionday #worldwinetourismday #nationalscrappleday #worldfreedomday #britishpuddingday
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Thimerosal has formula C9H9HgNaO2S. It is not mercury.
The systematic name for thimerosal is
Ethyl(2-mercaptobenzoato-(2-)-O,S) mercurate(1-) sodium.
Chemicals aren’t the sum of their parts. Chemical bonds change everything about behavior.
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The systematic name for thimerosal is
Ethyl(2-mercaptobenzoato-(2-)-O,S) mercurate(1-) sodium.
Chemicals aren’t the sum of their parts. Chemical bonds change everything about behavior.
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November 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Thimerosal has formula C9H9HgNaO2S. It is not mercury.
The systematic name for thimerosal is
Ethyl(2-mercaptobenzoato-(2-)-O,S) mercurate(1-) sodium.
Chemicals aren’t the sum of their parts. Chemical bonds change everything about behavior.
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The systematic name for thimerosal is
Ethyl(2-mercaptobenzoato-(2-)-O,S) mercurate(1-) sodium.
Chemicals aren’t the sum of their parts. Chemical bonds change everything about behavior.
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Are we worthy of Gumbus? #gumbus
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November 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Are we worthy of Gumbus? #gumbus
11/08/2025 is Day of the Police in Bulgaria 🇧🇬, Pianist Day 🎹🌎, National Cappuccino Day ☕️🇺🇸, National Harvey Wallbanger Day 🇺🇸, National Parents as Teachers Day 🇺🇸,National STEM Day 🔬🇺🇸, Wine Tourism Day 🍷🇺🇸 #dayofthepoliceinbulgaria #pianistday #nationalcappuccinoday #nationalharveywallbangerday
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November 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
11/08/2025 is Day of the Police in Bulgaria 🇧🇬, Pianist Day 🎹🌎, National Cappuccino Day ☕️🇺🇸, National Harvey Wallbanger Day 🇺🇸, National Parents as Teachers Day 🇺🇸,National STEM Day 🔬🇺🇸, Wine Tourism Day 🍷🇺🇸 #dayofthepoliceinbulgaria #pianistday #nationalcappuccinoday #nationalharveywallbangerday
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One of the first watercolour portraits that I did. My niece's cat Molly. A gentle soul!
#cats #catsofbluesky #TGIF #art #petportraits #watercolours #paintings
#cats #catsofbluesky #TGIF #art #petportraits #watercolours #paintings
November 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
One of the first watercolour portraits that I did. My niece's cat Molly. A gentle soul!
#cats #catsofbluesky #TGIF #art #petportraits #watercolours #paintings
#cats #catsofbluesky #TGIF #art #petportraits #watercolours #paintings
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11/07/2025 is Hug a Bear Day 🧸🌎, International Merlot Day 🍷🌎, National Mud Cake Day 🇸🇪, National Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day 🇺🇸 #hugabearday #internationalmerlotday #nationalmudcakeday #nationalbittersweetchocolatewithslmondsday
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November 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
11/07/2025 is Hug a Bear Day 🧸🌎, International Merlot Day 🍷🌎, National Mud Cake Day 🇸🇪, National Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day 🇺🇸 #hugabearday #internationalmerlotday #nationalmudcakeday #nationalbittersweetchocolatewithslmondsday
11/06/2025 is Finnish Swedish Heritage Day 🇫🇮, World Paper Free Day 📰🌎, National Nachos Day 🇺🇸, Saxophone Day 🎷 🇺🇸, National Men Make Dinner Day 🇺🇸, Day of Liberation of Kyiv 🇺🇦, Environment Conflict Day 🇺🇳 #finnishswedishheritageday #worldpaperfreeday #nationalnachosday #saxophoneday
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November 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
11/06/2025 is Finnish Swedish Heritage Day 🇫🇮, World Paper Free Day 📰🌎, National Nachos Day 🇺🇸, Saxophone Day 🎷 🇺🇸, National Men Make Dinner Day 🇺🇸, Day of Liberation of Kyiv 🇺🇦, Environment Conflict Day 🇺🇳 #finnishswedishheritageday #worldpaperfreeday #nationalnachosday #saxophoneday
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If the money isn't being paid for the work, then what happened to the $100Ms in private donations? Follow the money!
November 6, 2025 at 12:03 PM
If the money isn't being paid for the work, then what happened to the $100Ms in private donations? Follow the money!
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Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.
11/05/2025 is National Stress Awareness Day 🌎, National Doughnut Appreciation Day 🍩🇺🇸, International Stout Day 🇬🇧, Guy Fawke's Night 🔥🇬🇧, World Tsunami Awareness Day 🇺🇳 #nationalstressawarenessday #nationaldoughnutappreciationday #internationalstoutday #guyfawkesnight #worldtsunamiawarenessday
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November 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
11/05/2025 is National Stress Awareness Day 🌎, National Doughnut Appreciation Day 🍩🇺🇸, International Stout Day 🇬🇧, Guy Fawke's Night 🔥🇬🇧, World Tsunami Awareness Day 🇺🇳 #nationalstressawarenessday #nationaldoughnutappreciationday #internationalstoutday #guyfawkesnight #worldtsunamiawarenessday
11/04/2025 is National Unity and Armed Forces Day 🇮🇹, National Candy Day 🍬🇺🇸, National Chicken Lady Day 🐔👩🇺🇸, Roast Dinner Day 🇬🇧 #nationalunityandarmedforcesday #nationalcandyday #nationalchickemladyday #roastdinnerday
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November 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
11/04/2025 is National Unity and Armed Forces Day 🇮🇹, National Candy Day 🍬🇺🇸, National Chicken Lady Day 🐔👩🇺🇸, Roast Dinner Day 🇬🇧 #nationalunityandarmedforcesday #nationalcandyday #nationalchickemladyday #roastdinnerday
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November 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
11/03/2025 is National Housewife's Day 🇺🇸, National Sandwich Day 🥪🇺🇸, Traffic Directors Day 🚦🇺🇸, National Jellyfish Day 🪼🇺🇸, UAE Flag Day 🇦🇪, Great British Game Week ♟️🇬🇧 #nationalhousewifesday #nationalsandwichday #trafficdirectorsday #nationaljellyfishday #uaeflagday #greatbritishgameweek
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November 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
11/03/2025 is National Housewife's Day 🇺🇸, National Sandwich Day 🥪🇺🇸, Traffic Directors Day 🚦🇺🇸, National Jellyfish Day 🪼🇺🇸, UAE Flag Day 🇦🇪, Great British Game Week ♟️🇬🇧 #nationalhousewifesday #nationalsandwichday #trafficdirectorsday #nationaljellyfishday #uaeflagday #greatbritishgameweek
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OMG, that's Zen Master level trolling. 😆
November 3, 2025 at 7:33 AM
OMG, that's Zen Master level trolling. 😆
Would the FBI be after me if I googled how to make Orange 🍊 Julius at home!? #orangejulius
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November 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Would the FBI be after me if I googled how to make Orange 🍊 Julius at home!? #orangejulius
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What he said Part 2: 💯 🎯
November 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
What he said Part 2: 💯 🎯
It's time for a scary story from Crow T. Robot: "But that Hot Topic burned 🔥 down 15 years ago! To this day and you can hear in the wind:
"Oh, ah-ah-ah-ah
Oh, ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah" #crowtrobot #mst3k
"Oh, ah-ah-ah-ah
Oh, ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah" #crowtrobot #mst3k
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
It's time for a scary story from Crow T. Robot: "But that Hot Topic burned 🔥 down 15 years ago! To this day and you can hear in the wind:
"Oh, ah-ah-ah-ah
Oh, ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah" #crowtrobot #mst3k
"Oh, ah-ah-ah-ah
Oh, ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah" #crowtrobot #mst3k