Danielle Pagan
@dpagan5.bsky.social
I'm gonna change my answer, in fact. This is my real job. Soothsayer, International Union of Soothsayers.
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Everyone calls me a fag cause of my foldy paws and whimsical demeanor
January 3, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Everyone calls me a fag cause of my foldy paws and whimsical demeanor
01/03/2026 is International Mind Body Wellness Day 🌏, JRR Tolkien Day 🌏, National Fruitcake Toss Day 🇺🇸, National Chocolate Covered Cherry Day 🇺🇸, National Drinking Straw Day 🇺🇸, Festival of Sleep 💤🇺🇸, Humiliation Day 🇺🇸 #internationalmindbodywellnessday #jrrtolkienday #nationalfruitcaketossday
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January 3, 2026 at 12:54 PM
01/03/2026 is International Mind Body Wellness Day 🌏, JRR Tolkien Day 🌏, National Fruitcake Toss Day 🇺🇸, National Chocolate Covered Cherry Day 🇺🇸, National Drinking Straw Day 🇺🇸, Festival of Sleep 💤🇺🇸, Humiliation Day 🇺🇸 #internationalmindbodywellnessday #jrrtolkienday #nationalfruitcaketossday
I just got the results of the mammogram today. There's no cancerous lumps. I just have dense breasts. Thank goodness. #breastcancer #mammogram #Mammography
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January 2, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I just got the results of the mammogram today. There's no cancerous lumps. I just have dense breasts. Thank goodness. #breastcancer #mammogram #Mammography
01/02/2026 is National Buffet Day 🇺🇸, National Cream Puff Day 🇺🇸, National Personal Trainer Awareness Day 🇺🇸, National Science Fiction Day 🛸🇺🇸 #nationalbuffetday #nationalcreampuffday #nationalpersonaltrainerawarenessday #nationalsciencefictionday
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January 2, 2026 at 3:59 PM
01/02/2026 is National Buffet Day 🇺🇸, National Cream Puff Day 🇺🇸, National Personal Trainer Awareness Day 🇺🇸, National Science Fiction Day 🛸🇺🇸 #nationalbuffetday #nationalcreampuffday #nationalpersonaltrainerawarenessday #nationalsciencefictionday
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Art-Nouveau department store, La Samaritaine, Paris, France 🇫🇷
A renowned architectural landmark, celebrated for its stunning blend of Art Nouveau and Art Deco styles. After closing in 2005 for safety renovations, it reopened in 2021 as a luxurious mixed-use complex
#Art #design #architecture #deco
A renowned architectural landmark, celebrated for its stunning blend of Art Nouveau and Art Deco styles. After closing in 2005 for safety renovations, it reopened in 2021 as a luxurious mixed-use complex
#Art #design #architecture #deco
January 1, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Art-Nouveau department store, La Samaritaine, Paris, France 🇫🇷
A renowned architectural landmark, celebrated for its stunning blend of Art Nouveau and Art Deco styles. After closing in 2005 for safety renovations, it reopened in 2021 as a luxurious mixed-use complex
#Art #design #architecture #deco
A renowned architectural landmark, celebrated for its stunning blend of Art Nouveau and Art Deco styles. After closing in 2005 for safety renovations, it reopened in 2021 as a luxurious mixed-use complex
#Art #design #architecture #deco
01/01/2026 is Feast of St. Basil 🌏, New Year's Day 🌏, Public Domain Day 🌏, National Bloody Mary Day 🇬🇧 #feastofstbasil #newyearsday #publicdomainday #nationalbloodymaryday
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January 1, 2026 at 2:31 PM
01/01/2026 is Feast of St. Basil 🌏, New Year's Day 🌏, Public Domain Day 🌏, National Bloody Mary Day 🇬🇧 #feastofstbasil #newyearsday #publicdomainday #nationalbloodymaryday
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12/31/2025 is St. Sylvester's Day 🌏, New Year's Eve 🎉🍾🌏, Omisoka 🇯🇵, No Interruptions Day 🇺🇸, Make Up Your Mind Day 🧠🇺🇸, National Champagne Day 🍾🇺🇸, Universal Hour of Peace 🕊🇺🇸, Hogmanay 🏴 #stsylvestersday #newyearseve #omisoka #nointerruptionsday #makeupyourmindday #nationalchampagneday
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December 31, 2025 at 2:48 PM
12/31/2025 is St. Sylvester's Day 🌏, New Year's Eve 🎉🍾🌏, Omisoka 🇯🇵, No Interruptions Day 🇺🇸, Make Up Your Mind Day 🧠🇺🇸, National Champagne Day 🍾🇺🇸, Universal Hour of Peace 🕊🇺🇸, Hogmanay 🏴 #stsylvestersday #newyearseve #omisoka #nointerruptionsday #makeupyourmindday #nationalchampagneday
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12/30/2025 is Asarah B'Tevet 🌏, Bacon Day 🥓 🇺🇸, Falling Needles Family Fest Day 🇺🇸, National Bicarbonate of Soda Day 🇺🇸 #asarahbtevet #baconday #fallingneedlesfamilyfestday #nationalbicarbonateofaodaday
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December 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
12/30/2025 is Asarah B'Tevet 🌏, Bacon Day 🥓 🇺🇸, Falling Needles Family Fest Day 🇺🇸, National Bicarbonate of Soda Day 🇺🇸 #asarahbtevet #baconday #fallingneedlesfamilyfestday #nationalbicarbonateofaodaday
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Have you seen my bell?🛎️
ベルがどこかにいっちゃいましたっ☆音は聞こえるんですがどこですかっ
ベルがどこかにいっちゃいましたっ☆音は聞こえるんですがどこですかっ
December 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Have you seen my bell?🛎️
ベルがどこかにいっちゃいましたっ☆音は聞こえるんですがどこですかっ
ベルがどこかにいっちゃいましたっ☆音は聞こえるんですがどこですかっ
12/29/2025 is Constitution Day 🇮🇪, National Pepper Pot Day 🇺🇸, Tick Tock Day ⏰️🇺🇸 #constitutionday #nationalpepperpotday #ticktockday
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December 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
12/29/2025 is Constitution Day 🇮🇪, National Pepper Pot Day 🇺🇸, Tick Tock Day ⏰️🇺🇸 #constitutionday #nationalpepperpotday #ticktockday
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Sketched in a riverside garden in Hemingford Abbots, Cambs, a collection of garden objects with a creative display of plants (see alt text for more description). Watercolour and Indian ink done on the spot with no later reworking.
#art #watercolour #Cambridgeshire #pleinair
#art #watercolour #Cambridgeshire #pleinair
December 27, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Sketched in a riverside garden in Hemingford Abbots, Cambs, a collection of garden objects with a creative display of plants (see alt text for more description). Watercolour and Indian ink done on the spot with no later reworking.
#art #watercolour #Cambridgeshire #pleinair
#art #watercolour #Cambridgeshire #pleinair
12/28/2025 is International Cinema Day 📽🌏, The Day of the Innocents 🇪🇸, Holy Innocents Day 🇺🇸, National Card Playing Day 🃏🇺🇸, National Chocolate Candy Day 🍫 🇺🇸, Pledge of Allegiance Day 🇺🇸 #internationalcinemaday #thedayoftheinnocents #holyinnocentsday #nationalcardplayingday #nationalchocolatecandyday
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December 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
12/28/2025 is International Cinema Day 📽🌏, The Day of the Innocents 🇪🇸, Holy Innocents Day 🇺🇸, National Card Playing Day 🃏🇺🇸, National Chocolate Candy Day 🍫 🇺🇸, Pledge of Allegiance Day 🇺🇸 #internationalcinemaday #thedayoftheinnocents #holyinnocentsday #nationalcardplayingday #nationalchocolatecandyday
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Proof that there is more than one way to prostitute yourself.
Too bad.
Too bad.
December 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Proof that there is more than one way to prostitute yourself.
Too bad.
Too bad.
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So Trump and the president of the Kennedy Center thinks they are going to sue artists who back out of performing at the “Trump Kennedy Center” for 1 million dollars? Lawyers will be all over this won’t they? Artists contracts were with the Kennedy Center not the bs new name. 🤷♀️
December 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
So Trump and the president of the Kennedy Center thinks they are going to sue artists who back out of performing at the “Trump Kennedy Center” for 1 million dollars? Lawyers will be all over this won’t they? Artists contracts were with the Kennedy Center not the bs new name. 🤷♀️
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I always think about the maya Angelou quote because it’s really true,
“People will always remember how you made them feel,"
“People will always remember how you made them feel,"
December 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I always think about the maya Angelou quote because it’s really true,
“People will always remember how you made them feel,"
“People will always remember how you made them feel,"
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Anyone paying even the slightest bit of attention could see that was happening.
December 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Anyone paying even the slightest bit of attention could see that was happening.
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Excellent question.
December 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Excellent question.
12/27/2025 is Saint John the Evangelist's Day 🌏, National Day of the Victorious Greater Poland Uprising 🇵🇱, National Fruitcake Day 🇺🇸, Make Cut Out Snowflakes Day ❄️🇺🇸 #saintjohntheevangelistsday #nationaldayofthevictoriousgreaterpolanduprising #nationalfruitcakeday #makecutoutsnowflakesday
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December 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
12/27/2025 is Saint John the Evangelist's Day 🌏, National Day of the Victorious Greater Poland Uprising 🇵🇱, National Fruitcake Day 🇺🇸, Make Cut Out Snowflakes Day ❄️🇺🇸 #saintjohntheevangelistsday #nationaldayofthevictoriousgreaterpolanduprising #nationalfruitcakeday #makecutoutsnowflakesday
12/26/2025 is Boxing Day 🎁🌏, National Candy Cane Day 🇺🇸, National Thank-you Note Day 🇺🇸, National Whiner's Day 🇺🇸, Kwanzaa 🇺🇸 #boxingday #nationalcandycaneday #nationalthankyounoteday #nationalwhinersday #Kwanzaa
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December 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
12/26/2025 is Boxing Day 🎁🌏, National Candy Cane Day 🇺🇸, National Thank-you Note Day 🇺🇸, National Whiner's Day 🇺🇸, Kwanzaa 🇺🇸 #boxingday #nationalcandycaneday #nationalthankyounoteday #nationalwhinersday #Kwanzaa
