William Parker
@dozy-willy.bsky.social
Scotsman outside of Scotland.
Sanity sounds boring.
Sanity sounds boring.
That can't be the same year.
Ice was resurrected in BoP before your first ongoing Secret Six run.
Sue was in the New 52 run.
Unless I'm missing another Sue resurrection.
Ice was resurrected in BoP before your first ongoing Secret Six run.
Sue was in the New 52 run.
Unless I'm missing another Sue resurrection.
January 26, 2026 at 5:38 PM
That can't be the same year.
Ice was resurrected in BoP before your first ongoing Secret Six run.
Sue was in the New 52 run.
Unless I'm missing another Sue resurrection.
Ice was resurrected in BoP before your first ongoing Secret Six run.
Sue was in the New 52 run.
Unless I'm missing another Sue resurrection.
Minnesota is 6th in agricultural production.
The Secretary of Agriculture isn't answering her phone right now.
The Secretary of Agriculture isn't answering her phone right now.
January 26, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Minnesota is 6th in agricultural production.
The Secretary of Agriculture isn't answering her phone right now.
The Secretary of Agriculture isn't answering her phone right now.
One yard.
I'm getting to the line of scrimmage and dropping.
I'm getting to the line of scrimmage and dropping.
January 25, 2026 at 8:49 PM
One yard.
I'm getting to the line of scrimmage and dropping.
I'm getting to the line of scrimmage and dropping.
He's done a good job developing QBs.
The one position the Steelers have struggled to develop.
Of course his offensive gameplan hasn't evolved in 15 years.
The one position the Steelers have struggled to develop.
Of course his offensive gameplan hasn't evolved in 15 years.
January 24, 2026 at 8:25 PM
He's done a good job developing QBs.
The one position the Steelers have struggled to develop.
Of course his offensive gameplan hasn't evolved in 15 years.
The one position the Steelers have struggled to develop.
Of course his offensive gameplan hasn't evolved in 15 years.
My band is Beelzebub Bluegrass and our first number 1 was We Dig Coal in Hell.
January 24, 2026 at 7:27 PM
My band is Beelzebub Bluegrass and our first number 1 was We Dig Coal in Hell.
My favourite @gailsimone.bsky.social moments on social media are the hundreds of times she gets other people but not me with her trolling.
My least favourite moments are the thousands of times she got me with the trolling ☹️
My least favourite moments are the thousands of times she got me with the trolling ☹️
January 23, 2026 at 10:02 AM
My favourite @gailsimone.bsky.social moments on social media are the hundreds of times she gets other people but not me with her trolling.
My least favourite moments are the thousands of times she got me with the trolling ☹️
My least favourite moments are the thousands of times she got me with the trolling ☹️
You fired Sam?
You're a monster!
Rosie isn't going to want to have anything to do with an unemployed gardener.
You're a monster!
Rosie isn't going to want to have anything to do with an unemployed gardener.
January 21, 2026 at 8:18 PM
You fired Sam?
You're a monster!
Rosie isn't going to want to have anything to do with an unemployed gardener.
You're a monster!
Rosie isn't going to want to have anything to do with an unemployed gardener.
Heh heh heh.
I mentioned Gobots instead of Transformers in the original skeet in the hope it might cause a spark of chaos.
Now the whole internet is on fire.
I mentioned Gobots instead of Transformers in the original skeet in the hope it might cause a spark of chaos.
Now the whole internet is on fire.
January 20, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Heh heh heh.
I mentioned Gobots instead of Transformers in the original skeet in the hope it might cause a spark of chaos.
Now the whole internet is on fire.
I mentioned Gobots instead of Transformers in the original skeet in the hope it might cause a spark of chaos.
Now the whole internet is on fire.
There is giant robot culture and big mech culture.
They aren't the same.
Go Bots don't have human pilots.
They aren't the same.
Go Bots don't have human pilots.
a cartoon drawing of a plane with two yellow lights on it
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January 20, 2026 at 1:20 PM
There is giant robot culture and big mech culture.
They aren't the same.
Go Bots don't have human pilots.
They aren't the same.
Go Bots don't have human pilots.
With 10 head coaching changes I half expected you to get an interview somewhere Mina.
January 19, 2026 at 4:18 PM
With 10 head coaching changes I half expected you to get an interview somewhere Mina.
The unhealthy parts of the food are the tastiest part.
So all their food is bland?
Truly a dystopian future.
So all their food is bland?
Truly a dystopian future.
January 19, 2026 at 2:57 PM
The unhealthy parts of the food are the tastiest part.
So all their food is bland?
Truly a dystopian future.
So all their food is bland?
Truly a dystopian future.
Star Trek is a dystopian future.
Some of us don't have the figures for those uniforms.
Where are all the people carrying a bit of a belly? Are we culled? Made to work in their dilithium mines?
Some of us don't have the figures for those uniforms.
Where are all the people carrying a bit of a belly? Are we culled? Made to work in their dilithium mines?
January 19, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Star Trek is a dystopian future.
Some of us don't have the figures for those uniforms.
Where are all the people carrying a bit of a belly? Are we culled? Made to work in their dilithium mines?
Some of us don't have the figures for those uniforms.
Where are all the people carrying a bit of a belly? Are we culled? Made to work in their dilithium mines?
The baby book guy?
January 18, 2026 at 8:46 PM
The baby book guy?
When a celebrity takes a hike.
January 18, 2026 at 5:15 PM
When a celebrity takes a hike.
"Every captain knows his or her ship from top to bottom"
"How much contraband have you hidden on my ship?" Captain Freeman USS Cerritos
"How much contraband have you hidden on my ship?" Captain Freeman USS Cerritos
January 18, 2026 at 4:16 PM
"Every captain knows his or her ship from top to bottom"
"How much contraband have you hidden on my ship?" Captain Freeman USS Cerritos
"How much contraband have you hidden on my ship?" Captain Freeman USS Cerritos
I did but he just said something having to fight Austria again despite whooping them like 30 times.
January 18, 2026 at 11:35 AM
I did but he just said something having to fight Austria again despite whooping them like 30 times.
Who had weird ears?
I think you're making that up?
I think you're making that up?
January 18, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Who had weird ears?
I think you're making that up?
I think you're making that up?
He thought there were crumbs going.
January 17, 2026 at 10:29 PM
He thought there were crumbs going.
It took several moments of looking at that picture before I noticed there were other characters besides Detective Chimp.
January 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
It took several moments of looking at that picture before I noticed there were other characters besides Detective Chimp.
I like the second one because it lets me identify the assholes and tell them to fuck off.
January 14, 2026 at 1:09 PM
I like the second one because it lets me identify the assholes and tell them to fuck off.
Where's the Y-Wing?
a computer generated image of a space ship flying through the sky .
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January 13, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Where's the Y-Wing?
Four classic video games I find myself replaying.
I tried to avoid just picking all N64 games but every so often I set it up and the modern consoles just gather dust.
I tried to avoid just picking all N64 games but every so often I set it up and the modern consoles just gather dust.
January 11, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Four classic video games I find myself replaying.
I tried to avoid just picking all N64 games but every so often I set it up and the modern consoles just gather dust.
I tried to avoid just picking all N64 games but every so often I set it up and the modern consoles just gather dust.
Quiet!
Someone is going to hire him.
He's really good (as long as he's got Micah Parsons or Robert Salah)
Someone is going to hire him.
He's really good (as long as he's got Micah Parsons or Robert Salah)
January 11, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Quiet!
Someone is going to hire him.
He's really good (as long as he's got Micah Parsons or Robert Salah)
Someone is going to hire him.
He's really good (as long as he's got Micah Parsons or Robert Salah)
I need a neutral view on the possible pass interference in the end zone
January 11, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I need a neutral view on the possible pass interference in the end zone