William Parker
@dozy-willy.bsky.social
Scotsman outside of Scotland.
Sanity sounds boring.
Sanity sounds boring.
I would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
STOCK FOOTAGE THEATRE!
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January 20, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight, she nearly broke my spine
Oh, my Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
But when she squeezed me tight, she nearly broke my spine
Oh, my Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
January 7, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight, she nearly broke my spine
Oh, my Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
But when she squeezed me tight, she nearly broke my spine
Oh, my Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
Merry Christmas you filthy animals.
December 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Merry Christmas you filthy animals.
Netflix are buying Warner Bros. and my only question is, does this mean there's a chance Batgirl gets released?
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Netflix are buying Warner Bros. and my only question is, does this mean there's a chance Batgirl gets released?
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1718
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1718
Ha ha ha!
That's right. I now have the whole of @gailsimone.bsky.social Secret Six run.
And you're all jealous!
That's right. I now have the whole of @gailsimone.bsky.social Secret Six run.
And you're all jealous!
November 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Ha ha ha!
That's right. I now have the whole of @gailsimone.bsky.social Secret Six run.
And you're all jealous!
That's right. I now have the whole of @gailsimone.bsky.social Secret Six run.
And you're all jealous!
@billbarnwell.com Do the Colts have a punter on the active roster?
September 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
@billbarnwell.com Do the Colts have a punter on the active roster?
I'm supporting Usyk just because he did a simple ring walk
July 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I'm supporting Usyk just because he did a simple ring walk
@espnbillc.bsky.social so Eddie Howe guides Newcastle to their first trophy in 56 years and has them on the cusp of Champions League qualification despite no new first team players.
Yet there have been 5 better managers in the Premier League?
Yet there have been 5 better managers in the Premier League?
May 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
@espnbillc.bsky.social so Eddie Howe guides Newcastle to their first trophy in 56 years and has them on the cusp of Champions League qualification despite no new first team players.
Yet there have been 5 better managers in the Premier League?
Yet there have been 5 better managers in the Premier League?
People say sports are good.
But my team won today and I keep laughing as if I have been hit with Joker gas.
But my team won today and I keep laughing as if I have been hit with Joker gas.
March 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
People say sports are good.
But my team won today and I keep laughing as if I have been hit with Joker gas.
But my team won today and I keep laughing as if I have been hit with Joker gas.
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I have the ability to identify most fantasy, horror and sci-fi metal miniatures from the 70s through the 90s. If you have a mystery mini, @ me!
But of course! That little fellow is from 1980s Standard Games, and is called a Mon-Oger.
Do I win a cookie?
Do I win a cookie?
February 28, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I have the ability to identify most fantasy, horror and sci-fi metal miniatures from the 70s through the 90s. If you have a mystery mini, @ me!
If the Chiefs have a sense of theatre they would punt the ball back.
January 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If the Chiefs have a sense of theatre they would punt the ball back.
Has any movie death been more satisfying than Ellis in Die Hard?
December 24, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Has any movie death been more satisfying than Ellis in Die Hard?
@gailsimone.bsky.social I'm watching Die Hard and just got to the 1st scene with Holly and Hans.
What is the female opinion of Holly?
To me she doesn't come as a typical damsel in distress but as a fairly strong character.
What is the female opinion of Holly?
To me she doesn't come as a typical damsel in distress but as a fairly strong character.
December 24, 2024 at 10:24 PM
@gailsimone.bsky.social I'm watching Die Hard and just got to the 1st scene with Holly and Hans.
What is the female opinion of Holly?
To me she doesn't come as a typical damsel in distress but as a fairly strong character.
What is the female opinion of Holly?
To me she doesn't come as a typical damsel in distress but as a fairly strong character.
Thanks @gailsimone.bsky.social.
I might never go walking in the woods again.
Still enjoying Red Sonja Consumed
I might never go walking in the woods again.
Still enjoying Red Sonja Consumed
December 23, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Thanks @gailsimone.bsky.social.
I might never go walking in the woods again.
Still enjoying Red Sonja Consumed
I might never go walking in the woods again.
Still enjoying Red Sonja Consumed
Washington Dallas.
Go to bed. You've had too much.
Go to bed. You've had too much.
November 24, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Washington Dallas.
Go to bed. You've had too much.
Go to bed. You've had too much.
So i really need to go to sleep but I also have the new @gailsimone.bsky.social book to read.
November 19, 2024 at 11:33 PM
So i really need to go to sleep but I also have the new @gailsimone.bsky.social book to read.