I regret to inform you that he is sending his best

We can't accept death worlds.

always come in the fluffer

(eventually)

Enthusiastically enlisting in the war on cars on the side of the golden snake

this was post-conviction yeah

Ngl dude you seem desperate to accept things can only be shite to run cover for labour. You’re not being ~realistic~ you’re being a coward

and writing - as the author - about their poor oppressed convicted paedophile friend

I swear xanth was written to mass groom nerd kids. "you're so smart and wise beyond your years for getting the jokes, even the sexy jokes, btw are there any cool adults who really understand you in your area"

I'm sorry you have to fix it, but it's what they deserved.

love that brand, really gives you better skin and scent