Me at 30, being like, "I know having a grown man comment on your 12yo's body is gross and bad, but maybe don't double down on policing the child's body until they develop disordered eating behaviors and doesn't trust that anyone could ever be legitimately attracted to them"

handshake with being fat too tbh

Yes we want them to learn numbers and colors and shapes and a billion other ground-setting things, but we also want them to learn how to line up efficiently and how to wait patiently and how to let grievances go and how to negotiate around disagreements and how to be civil to people they don't know.

I'm just so fucking tired of people acting like the problem is "red states" instead of the Goddamn Wealthy Christofash Who Have Been Working Toward This For Literally Decades And Not Totally In Secret Either And Yes It's Documented Fucking Read Something Not About Vibes.

THERE'S A PIGEON DOCUMENTARY AND NO ONE TOLD ME ?!?? !!!!