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kelley 🎟️
@dourkiwi.bsky.social
you trying to take away my constitutional right to be hilarious?
erika ishii the actor you are……..
January 12, 2026 at 6:27 AM
the intense eye contact he insisted on made my autistic brain want to attack him like a predator animal
December 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
omg lavellan what are you doing there girl
December 12, 2025 at 6:15 AM
i’m fairly sure the va for the new lara croft game is the inquisitor
December 12, 2025 at 6:14 AM
easy for me to say when i only have random straggler grays but i want that salt n pepper papi lifestyle
December 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
arrogant to say i believe in myself?
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
joking aside, i am making a promise that after vegas, it’s back to sobriety. bad time to test my will
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
it’s my birthday ill smoke if i want to
November 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
not u tho lexi girl ur the goat 🫶
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
in other news, did you know that kaisers mental health program SUCKS
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
me: yeah i tried getting therapy a year ago and they basically told me to kick rocks and to come back when im actually fucked up

therapist: and when did you become a daily smoker

me: ……a year ago

her: 😬

me: oh……….
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM