Doug Simpson
@dougsimpson.bsky.social
Actor at large
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Posting this inspirational scene for no particular reason.
Did I mention that I ❤️ Chicago?
youtu.be/N-1y-Acj0D8
Did I mention that I ❤️ Chicago?
youtu.be/N-1y-Acj0D8
A Bug's Life (1998) - The Ant Revolution
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September 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Posting this inspirational scene for no particular reason.
Did I mention that I ❤️ Chicago?
youtu.be/N-1y-Acj0D8
Did I mention that I ❤️ Chicago?
youtu.be/N-1y-Acj0D8
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i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
August 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
Here’s an idea: This Saturday, those of us who are unable to attend protests should fill our social media feeds with clips of military parades from other countries. So we can compare theirs to ours. For example : youtu.be/UMLtkp4AFkc
North Korea's Slow Motion Military - North Korea parade in Slow Motion
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June 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Here’s an idea: This Saturday, those of us who are unable to attend protests should fill our social media feeds with clips of military parades from other countries. So we can compare theirs to ours. For example : youtu.be/UMLtkp4AFkc
“How’s life Norm?
“Well, the plot’s good but the ending sucks.”
RIP George Wendt
“Well, the plot’s good but the ending sucks.”
RIP George Wendt
May 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
“How’s life Norm?
“Well, the plot’s good but the ending sucks.”
RIP George Wendt
“Well, the plot’s good but the ending sucks.”
RIP George Wendt
So mister Art of the Deal, with the vast resources of the United States government at his bidding, was unable to negotiate the return of a single innocent man from the mighty El Salvador? Is that what we’re supposed to believe now?
April 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
So mister Art of the Deal, with the vast resources of the United States government at his bidding, was unable to negotiate the return of a single innocent man from the mighty El Salvador? Is that what we’re supposed to believe now?
It is morbidly fascinating to witness people abandon core constitutional principles, yet somehow still consider themselves patriots.
Just going through the Bill of Rights, they seem willing to jettison Amendments 1, 4, 5, 6 and 8. All in service of one man who doesn’t give a shit about them.
Just going through the Bill of Rights, they seem willing to jettison Amendments 1, 4, 5, 6 and 8. All in service of one man who doesn’t give a shit about them.
April 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It is morbidly fascinating to witness people abandon core constitutional principles, yet somehow still consider themselves patriots.
Just going through the Bill of Rights, they seem willing to jettison Amendments 1, 4, 5, 6 and 8. All in service of one man who doesn’t give a shit about them.
Just going through the Bill of Rights, they seem willing to jettison Amendments 1, 4, 5, 6 and 8. All in service of one man who doesn’t give a shit about them.
Guys, have any of you heard of this old-fashioned term?
Trump: "An old fashioned term that we use -- groceries. I used it on the campaign. It's such an old fashioned term, but a beautiful term. Groceries. It says a bag with different things in it."
April 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Guys, have any of you heard of this old-fashioned term?
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Do people understand what a colossal asshole you have to be to get these three countries to work together on anything?
March 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Do people understand what a colossal asshole you have to be to get these three countries to work together on anything?
For those keeping score, that’s zero drag queens, one priest and twelve Baptist and/or evangelicals.
There were 13 church leaders & christian school employees who were arrested, pled guilty and/or were sentenced to prison for child sex crimes this week.
April 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
For those keeping score, that’s zero drag queens, one priest and twelve Baptist and/or evangelicals.
Top FDA vaccine official resigns, citing RFK Jr’s “misinformation and lies.”
March 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Top FDA vaccine official resigns, citing RFK Jr’s “misinformation and lies.”
A reminder to those who say the Signal story is no big deal.
March 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
A reminder to those who say the Signal story is no big deal.
Here’s a proposal -
A property tax multiplier, which multiplies one’s property tax by the amount of homes you own.
So if you one one home your property taxes are unchanged. But if you own two homes your property tax is doubled for both homes, if you own three it’s tripled for all three, etc.
A property tax multiplier, which multiplies one’s property tax by the amount of homes you own.
So if you one one home your property taxes are unchanged. But if you own two homes your property tax is doubled for both homes, if you own three it’s tripled for all three, etc.
March 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Here’s a proposal -
A property tax multiplier, which multiplies one’s property tax by the amount of homes you own.
So if you one one home your property taxes are unchanged. But if you own two homes your property tax is doubled for both homes, if you own three it’s tripled for all three, etc.
A property tax multiplier, which multiplies one’s property tax by the amount of homes you own.
So if you one one home your property taxes are unchanged. But if you own two homes your property tax is doubled for both homes, if you own three it’s tripled for all three, etc.
We used to be the good guys.
Make America good again.
Make America good again.
March 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
We used to be the good guys.
Make America good again.
Make America good again.
Trump voters - Check your 401Ks and compare them to where they were at the end of January.
How many eggs could you buy with what you've lost?
How many eggs could you buy with what you've lost?
March 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Trump voters - Check your 401Ks and compare them to where they were at the end of January.
How many eggs could you buy with what you've lost?
How many eggs could you buy with what you've lost?
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What 2025 feels like
Also, It Has Been Brought To My Attention... (The Simpsons)
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March 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
What 2025 feels like
3 time Trump voter, now fired -“Nobody that I’ve talked to understood the devastation that having this administration would do to our lives.” www.instagram.com/reel/DG7U6AR...
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March 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
3 time Trump voter, now fired -“Nobody that I’ve talked to understood the devastation that having this administration would do to our lives.” www.instagram.com/reel/DG7U6AR...
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Donald Trump is lying to you.
March 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Donald Trump is lying to you.
Well there it is. Putin says “Jump,” Trump asks “How high?”
Every. Time.
Every. Time.
March 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Well there it is. Putin says “Jump,” Trump asks “How high?”
Every. Time.
Every. Time.
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This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
March 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
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Sunk in shame for this un-American administration and its cowardly enablers. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
At Least Now We Know the Truth
The truth is ugly, but it’s necessary to face it.
www.theatlantic.com
February 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Sunk in shame for this un-American administration and its cowardly enablers. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
He’s a predator, so he will always side with predators and say it’s the victim’s fault for resisting.
February 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
He’s a predator, so he will always side with predators and say it’s the victim’s fault for resisting.