Dougless
@dougoperkins.bsky.social
Hi, it’s me, Doug. I’m a writer, actor, and dad to *27 wonderful children. (*2 cats)
Seeing more and more toupee eagles roaming the skies.
November 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Seeing more and more toupee eagles roaming the skies.
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barely a metaphor lmao
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
barely a metaphor lmao
Wait, Dick Cheney wasn't 84 twenty-five years ago?
November 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Wait, Dick Cheney wasn't 84 twenty-five years ago?
Watching the new Harlan Coben show, I really hope this present day tragedy unlocks the mystery of the past.
October 31, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Watching the new Harlan Coben show, I really hope this present day tragedy unlocks the mystery of the past.
The rich need to band together and pay a candidate a small fortune to beat a guy who would raise their taxes less than the amount they paid to beat the guy. They’re taxing themselves.
June 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The rich need to band together and pay a candidate a small fortune to beat a guy who would raise their taxes less than the amount they paid to beat the guy. They’re taxing themselves.
It’s legal to go through a red light while in reverse. I’m surprised more people don’t know this.
June 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It’s legal to go through a red light while in reverse. I’m surprised more people don’t know this.
The Daredevil theme is very similar to the Westworld theme. That is all.
March 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The Daredevil theme is very similar to the Westworld theme. That is all.
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Look, folks, this is it. The entire ballgame. Either we're a Republic of laws & the Constitution, or we have a dictator. This is fascism, & the impeachment vote should be happening today. Every single university president in the country should be out, in front of microphones, condemning this.
Trump takes credit for Mahmoud Khalil's arrest by ICE:
March 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Look, folks, this is it. The entire ballgame. Either we're a Republic of laws & the Constitution, or we have a dictator. This is fascism, & the impeachment vote should be happening today. Every single university president in the country should be out, in front of microphones, condemning this.
Neville Chamberlain ass Democratic Party
February 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Neville Chamberlain ass Democratic Party
There’s a new math thriller on Apple TV called Prime Target. I love me some dangerous, deceitful numbers and shit.
February 19, 2025 at 6:07 AM
There’s a new math thriller on Apple TV called Prime Target. I love me some dangerous, deceitful numbers and shit.
None of these plane crashes would be happening if Robert Loggia was still alive.
February 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
None of these plane crashes would be happening if Robert Loggia was still alive.
Props to the SNL audience coordinator for seating Al Sharpton next to Rob Schneider.
February 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Props to the SNL audience coordinator for seating Al Sharpton next to Rob Schneider.
Did McConnell fall down the stairs before or after hearing about the Warriors/Butler trade?
February 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Did McConnell fall down the stairs before or after hearing about the Warriors/Butler trade?
Dennis Schroder has now played for every NBA team twice. A new record.
February 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Dennis Schroder has now played for every NBA team twice. A new record.
I think Trump is going after Canada so hard so that there can be two clear sides in the coming civil war. I choose team Canada.
February 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I think Trump is going after Canada so hard so that there can be two clear sides in the coming civil war. I choose team Canada.
There's a new commercial for people who have a bend in their cock. It's called Peyronie's Disease and it's fuckin serious you guys. Get your cock straight!
January 31, 2025 at 2:14 AM
There's a new commercial for people who have a bend in their cock. It's called Peyronie's Disease and it's fuckin serious you guys. Get your cock straight!
The progressive wing of the Democratic Party needs to break away and present their vision of America. Make the centrist democrats declare their love of private health insurance and unlimited military spending.
January 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The progressive wing of the Democratic Party needs to break away and present their vision of America. Make the centrist democrats declare their love of private health insurance and unlimited military spending.
You think The Night Agent knows the Night Manager?
January 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
You think The Night Agent knows the Night Manager?
Deport me! I think my family came here illegally from Ireland about 300 years ago. Get me out of here! Send me to one of those 3rd world countries with free healthcare.
January 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Deport me! I think my family came here illegally from Ireland about 300 years ago. Get me out of here! Send me to one of those 3rd world countries with free healthcare.
The Press are appeasing cowards!
January 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The Press are appeasing cowards!
"Daddy. What did you do during Trump's rise to power?"
-Oh you know, I posted a bunch, posting is the most important thing you can do son. Why aren't you posting? You gotta post son. You're grounded.
-Oh you know, I posted a bunch, posting is the most important thing you can do son. Why aren't you posting? You gotta post son. You're grounded.
January 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
"Daddy. What did you do during Trump's rise to power?"
-Oh you know, I posted a bunch, posting is the most important thing you can do son. Why aren't you posting? You gotta post son. You're grounded.
-Oh you know, I posted a bunch, posting is the most important thing you can do son. Why aren't you posting? You gotta post son. You're grounded.
Not seeing a huge influx of new followers after the Tik Tok ban. I thought my bsky account would be just what Gen Z was looking for. Well, I'm just gonna keep posting. They'll come eventually!
January 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Not seeing a huge influx of new followers after the Tik Tok ban. I thought my bsky account would be just what Gen Z was looking for. Well, I'm just gonna keep posting. They'll come eventually!
Noah Wyle is so very good on The Pitt. It truly feels like he’s been an ER doctor since 1994 and he’s seen it all. When someone close to me dies I hope Noah Wyle comes over and breaks the news.
January 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Noah Wyle is so very good on The Pitt. It truly feels like he’s been an ER doctor since 1994 and he’s seen it all. When someone close to me dies I hope Noah Wyle comes over and breaks the news.
I don't really believe in such things, but I think Bob Uecker and David Lynch would get along real well.
January 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I don't really believe in such things, but I think Bob Uecker and David Lynch would get along real well.
I like those commercials they play now that are just like, “Jesus is bitchin.”
January 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I like those commercials they play now that are just like, “Jesus is bitchin.”