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DouglasBaldwin
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God called me.
It was an assdial.
Hmmmnnnn…
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
It takes two to defile an abattoir.

The result will be a methane
release “like nobody’s ever seen”.

Trump has shit himself for the final time.

The pustule known as Mike has been expressed and will probably fully scab over by morning.

Thanks for the chocolates etc.
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Sheep lie Madam.
Mose Allison …
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Thanks Tony
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I cut a redwood with a handsaw
You know that I’m wild
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
No Madam,
I express myself gleefully.
Always have.

Poor Mikey.
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Yes
Yes I am but I don’t need no weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It’s a pustule named Mike on Doug’s left ass cheek.

Like it?
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Sorry (not)
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The only deal that makes sense is if Schumer opted for mutual destruction.

They realize Trump is insane and they will seat Grijalva and let the natural course of events cauterize the supporating stump of blunder.

Then we eventually right the ship of state.

Trump must be plumped for the holidays.
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Reposted by DouglasBaldwin
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I’ll take “splitting hairs” for five hundred Alex!
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Not unusual
The guy next to him is a big fan of booze.
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Lube fully before entry
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
You are the Goddess of the hunt.

You rock.
Of course
You did accidentally kill Orion who you deeply loved
but you then made it so he glides the sparkling night.

Anyway, if they name it after the prolapse l’orange it will forever be reviled and vandalized.
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I hereby proclaim the life of rufus (who was a son of Simon of Cyrenē) as fully healed and pure.

These temporary galaxies will soon fade like a popcorn fart.

You rufus

Your beat goes on
(and your cat too)
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Yikes! That itches!
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM