This is actually far better than I've come to expect from @washingtonpost.com.

Because he is running the country while simultaneously having a very public nervous breakdown.

Banks routinely try to convince their elderly account holders to set up accounts that allow the banks to keep their wealth when they die.

Yes, but I've been telling myself this for ten years.

"you've probably noticed that someone who's there in the ER is an illegal alien"

Can you discuss, or provide a link to where you have discussed, what tactics and arguments seem to resonate with them?

"No more dudes...in dresses." [smirks, pauses for applause that doesn't come]

NOW LET'S DO COLBERT

Is there some tireless Internet archivist willing to do the legwork of collecting every public statement by 🟠💩🤡 during the first half of 2025 crowing about how wonderful the economy was???