Douglas Walsh Anderson
@doughasopinions.bsky.social
NC native. World traveler who got sick of visa runs, middle school science teacher who got sick of writing IEPs.
Green thumb. Sci fi nerd. ISFP, double virgo, water treatment plant operator.
Green thumb. Sci fi nerd. ISFP, double virgo, water treatment plant operator.
Every time 🟠💩🤡 bellyaches about a media outlet being mean to him, he just makes up a number to describe the balance in their content.
But hey, if he wants to bring back the Fairness Doctrine, he should make that case.
I think many Democrats would be willing to have that conversation.
But hey, if he wants to bring back the Fairness Doctrine, he should make that case.
I think many Democrats would be willing to have that conversation.
September 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Every time 🟠💩🤡 bellyaches about a media outlet being mean to him, he just makes up a number to describe the balance in their content.
But hey, if he wants to bring back the Fairness Doctrine, he should make that case.
I think many Democrats would be willing to have that conversation.
But hey, if he wants to bring back the Fairness Doctrine, he should make that case.
I think many Democrats would be willing to have that conversation.
American media treats white murderers with more grace than it treats Black victims.
September 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
American media treats white murderers with more grace than it treats Black victims.
Given 🟠💩🤡's famously litigious nature, I find it difficult to fathom that a legacy media outlet like @wsj.com would publish something this weird and claim that he made it unless they had ironclad receipts.
September 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Given 🟠💩🤡's famously litigious nature, I find it difficult to fathom that a legacy media outlet like @wsj.com would publish something this weird and claim that he made it unless they had ironclad receipts.
1. This is human trafficking, not deportation.
2. Didn't they say two weeks ago they were gonna send him to Uganda? This stupidity is making my head spin.
2. Didn't they say two weeks ago they were gonna send him to Uganda? This stupidity is making my head spin.
September 7, 2025 at 10:48 AM
1. This is human trafficking, not deportation.
2. Didn't they say two weeks ago they were gonna send him to Uganda? This stupidity is making my head spin.
2. Didn't they say two weeks ago they were gonna send him to Uganda? This stupidity is making my head spin.
Twenty years of diplomacy down the drain.
September 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Twenty years of diplomacy down the drain.
Today on #IfBidenHadDoneIt: imagine the former President using his social media safe space to scream at THE WRONG ORGANIZATION on behalf of a steroid user.
(it's the Baseball Writers Association of America that inducts people into the HoF, not Major League Baseball.)
(it's the Baseball Writers Association of America that inducts people into the HoF, not Major League Baseball.)
August 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Today on #IfBidenHadDoneIt: imagine the former President using his social media safe space to scream at THE WRONG ORGANIZATION on behalf of a steroid user.
(it's the Baseball Writers Association of America that inducts people into the HoF, not Major League Baseball.)
(it's the Baseball Writers Association of America that inducts people into the HoF, not Major League Baseball.)
Adam Schoff, Letitia James and now Lisa Cook.
By now, it is obvious that 'mortgage fraud' is Trumpspeak for 'bullshit charges we made up'
By now, it is obvious that 'mortgage fraud' is Trumpspeak for 'bullshit charges we made up'
August 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Adam Schoff, Letitia James and now Lisa Cook.
By now, it is obvious that 'mortgage fraud' is Trumpspeak for 'bullshit charges we made up'
By now, it is obvious that 'mortgage fraud' is Trumpspeak for 'bullshit charges we made up'
Is the chaotic tariff policies?
Or the cruel immigration policies?
Or the cruel immigration policies?
August 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Is the chaotic tariff policies?
Or the cruel immigration policies?
Or the cruel immigration policies?
These people are such giant crybabies.
August 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
These people are such giant crybabies.
On Taco Tuesday, no less.
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August 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
On Taco Tuesday, no less.
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PRIVATE EQUITY FIRMS: We have a robust portfolio of sound assets and also please let us dump this shit onto people's 401(k)s.
Allowing capital to treat our retirement accounts as a dumpster is how the Great Recession happened.
Allowing capital to treat our retirement accounts as a dumpster is how the Great Recession happened.
August 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
PRIVATE EQUITY FIRMS: We have a robust portfolio of sound assets and also please let us dump this shit onto people's 401(k)s.
Allowing capital to treat our retirement accounts as a dumpster is how the Great Recession happened.
Allowing capital to treat our retirement accounts as a dumpster is how the Great Recession happened.
Trump really screwed up by whining about South Park.
He let Parker and Stone know that they hurt his feelings, thus assuring that they would double down the next chance they got.
Essentially, they tossed a dart at him, and he turned around, bent over and dropped his pants.
He let Parker and Stone know that they hurt his feelings, thus assuring that they would double down the next chance they got.
Essentially, they tossed a dart at him, and he turned around, bent over and dropped his pants.
August 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Trump really screwed up by whining about South Park.
He let Parker and Stone know that they hurt his feelings, thus assuring that they would double down the next chance they got.
Essentially, they tossed a dart at him, and he turned around, bent over and dropped his pants.
He let Parker and Stone know that they hurt his feelings, thus assuring that they would double down the next chance they got.
Essentially, they tossed a dart at him, and he turned around, bent over and dropped his pants.
Republicans For Free Shit For Everyone.
August 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Republicans For Free Shit For Everyone.
Even if we ignore the fact that these tentative "pledges" are not actual trade agreements, and even if we ignore the fact that they are being cooked up to grab headlines away from the Epstein fallout, there's still the question of why Trump is pimping the US out for FDI like a third world country.
July 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Even if we ignore the fact that these tentative "pledges" are not actual trade agreements, and even if we ignore the fact that they are being cooked up to grab headlines away from the Epstein fallout, there's still the question of why Trump is pimping the US out for FDI like a third world country.
I think at this point they're just asking ChatGPT to generate lists of irrelevant b.s. to distract people.
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
July 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I think at this point they're just asking ChatGPT to generate lists of irrelevant b.s. to distract people.
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
"Third-country deportation" is human trafficking.
July 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"Third-country deportation" is human trafficking.
Hey everybody, turns out there was no Epstein Client List!
July 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Hey everybody, turns out there was no Epstein Client List!
Evergreen Onion headline.
June 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Evergreen Onion headline.
Evergreen Onion headline:
June 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Evergreen Onion headline:
This is a catastrophe.
June 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is a catastrophe.
HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW HUMANS?
June 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW HUMANS?
This parade was ostensibly to celebrate the 250th anniversary of the US Army.
Here the Commander-in-chief, sad that his dumb birthday party was a bust, wallows in self pity, unable to muster a little dignity to honor the armed forces.
What a selfish, fragile, infantile little man.
Pathetic.
Here the Commander-in-chief, sad that his dumb birthday party was a bust, wallows in self pity, unable to muster a little dignity to honor the armed forces.
What a selfish, fragile, infantile little man.
Pathetic.
June 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This parade was ostensibly to celebrate the 250th anniversary of the US Army.
Here the Commander-in-chief, sad that his dumb birthday party was a bust, wallows in self pity, unable to muster a little dignity to honor the armed forces.
What a selfish, fragile, infantile little man.
Pathetic.
Here the Commander-in-chief, sad that his dumb birthday party was a bust, wallows in self pity, unable to muster a little dignity to honor the armed forces.
What a selfish, fragile, infantile little man.
Pathetic.
Total beta cuck move tbh.
June 11, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Total beta cuck move tbh.
The funniest thing about this isn't direct communication, which would involve a private conversation. Instead, they're being catty on social media like a couple of mean girls.
June 6, 2025 at 12:05 PM
The funniest thing about this isn't direct communication, which would involve a private conversation. Instead, they're being catty on social media like a couple of mean girls.