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Doug Gray
@dougdirt24.bsky.social
I write baseball words for a living. Constantly tired and ready to retire. Here to make myself laugh.
Hell no it's not wrong.

This is also my dream.
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Yes, you can make such a movie that works. And it was fantastic.
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
November 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
@wvredlegs.bsky.social Look who is on my television
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Testing the waters on posting screenshots
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Counterpoint
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 AM
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
EASY
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
November 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I made this vegetable soup earlier today. Added a grilled cheese to it tonight and it hit the spot. #soupseason
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I have some organic potatoes fresh out of the soil four days ago. Get in touch if you would like to purchase some for your socks.

These are for adults only. Please take your children to a licensed doctor if they are sick.
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Time to go find you a good Jersey pizza place (there are a lot)
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Fixed it for you
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
He is a wise man.
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Just saw this over on Instagram. Thought that I'd share it for anyone who needs a little extra help out there. Does require instagram (link below).

It matters little how good these are - but I will vouch for these being very good.

www.instagram.com/p/DQzuFoxk6aM/
November 9, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Was adding some stuff to my grocery list for next week and this was an advertisement. This is a real product available at Walmart and folks I have a million questions about APPLE PIE FLAVORED MACARONI AND CHEESE
November 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Nice try, cop. My friend @psr1973.bsky.social knows what's really happening there. #spyingonus #pigeonsareliars #birdsarentreal
November 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I have to support my mustache habit somehow.
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
November 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
And now you're being written about over at Slate! So proud of you. All of your hard work is finally paying off, buddy!
November 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I genuinely don't like talking sports with my friends.
November 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
November 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM