Mel
@dougdimmadaddy.bsky.social
lake superiors biggest fan, ron desantis worst nightmare. careless whisper lover, calibri hater
checked on my Q pilled aunt bc i might text her asking about the war in iran just to be a dick (my cousins enlisted) and it turns out that post election she took a hard pivot from posting far right AI slop some kind of MLM (possibly multiple MLMs unclear at this time)
June 17, 2025 at 10:08 AM
checked on my Q pilled aunt bc i might text her asking about the war in iran just to be a dick (my cousins enlisted) and it turns out that post election she took a hard pivot from posting far right AI slop some kind of MLM (possibly multiple MLMs unclear at this time)
i was emailing all of my reps to wish them a happy pride month and unfortunately for Rick Scott, i did learn his contact form does NOT have a character limit so im about to become his problem
June 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i was emailing all of my reps to wish them a happy pride month and unfortunately for Rick Scott, i did learn his contact form does NOT have a character limit so im about to become his problem
my toxic trait is that i love to lie. i love a silly little bit for literally only me. an inconsequential lie, an insane backstory relayed in passing to someone ill never see again. it really just makes me smile
May 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
my toxic trait is that i love to lie. i love a silly little bit for literally only me. an inconsequential lie, an insane backstory relayed in passing to someone ill never see again. it really just makes me smile
after seeing the news presidents easter post me sending the easter copy pasta in the family gc feels a little less insane doesn’t it
April 21, 2025 at 10:48 AM
after seeing the news presidents easter post me sending the easter copy pasta in the family gc feels a little less insane doesn’t it
shoutout to sarah marshall, chelsea weber-smith and you’re wrong about for inspiring my latest word salad
open.substack.com/pub/muhlenha...
open.substack.com/pub/muhlenha...
Ordinary, Boring and Other American Sins
As I sit down to write this, I’m at my desk on my lunch hour after a quick afternoon walk.
open.substack.com
April 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
shoutout to sarah marshall, chelsea weber-smith and you’re wrong about for inspiring my latest word salad
open.substack.com/pub/muhlenha...
open.substack.com/pub/muhlenha...
new favorite hobby is dropping the lore i’ve created in my head about my cats to anyone who listen
April 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
new favorite hobby is dropping the lore i’ve created in my head about my cats to anyone who listen
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“France’s research minister said a French scientist was denied entry to the US this month after immigration officers at an airport searched his phone and found messages in which he had expressed criticism of the Trump administration.” He had been traveling to a conference near Houston, TX. 3/19/25
French scientist denied US entry after phone messages critical of Trump found
France’s research minister said the scientist was traveling to Houston for a conference when his phone was searched
www.theguardian.com
March 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
idk how people can argue trans ppl arent “real” because my cat who hates men started hissing at our friend the second they started T
March 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
idk how people can argue trans ppl arent “real” because my cat who hates men started hissing at our friend the second they started T
i’m so scared of my little sister and she’s bullied me into working out and signing up for a 10k with her so if you see me getting absolutely YOKED at the gym just know it wasn’t my decision
March 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
i’m so scared of my little sister and she’s bullied me into working out and signing up for a 10k with her so if you see me getting absolutely YOKED at the gym just know it wasn’t my decision
next time i go to read the comment section on literally anything can someone just shoot me in the back of the head instead?
February 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
next time i go to read the comment section on literally anything can someone just shoot me in the back of the head instead?
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Important to start admitting that we’re living under Schrodinger’s constitution—one that is not in effect whenever it constrains Republican powers, but is in effect whenever it can be used to stymie democrats or suppress opposition.
In addition to Congress being the place that makes the laws, pretty key thing, the constitution explicitly says Congress gets to create the postal system. It’s not left implied that that comes under law making generally. The President has no power to unilaterally abolish it and move it to commerce.
February 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Important to start admitting that we’re living under Schrodinger’s constitution—one that is not in effect whenever it constrains Republican powers, but is in effect whenever it can be used to stymie democrats or suppress opposition.
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‘Free Luigi’ billboard has gone up in lower Manhattan the evening before his next court appearance.
Sent in anon.
Sent in anon.
February 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
‘Free Luigi’ billboard has gone up in lower Manhattan the evening before his next court appearance.
Sent in anon.
Sent in anon.
what are the limits of what i can say when i contact my elected officials? can i call marco rubio a cuck?
February 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
what are the limits of what i can say when i contact my elected officials? can i call marco rubio a cuck?
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they are mostly targeting black employees so this is quite literally just a repeat of woodrow wilson’s segregationist purge of the federal government
Federal health workers are expressing fear and alarm after a website called “DEI Watch List” published the photos, names and public information of a number of workers across health agencies, describing them as “targets.”
Federal health workers terrified after ‘DEI’ website publishes list of ‘targets’
The site calls out workers who have been involved with DEI initiatives. A majority are Black.
www.nbcnews.com
February 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
they are mostly targeting black employees so this is quite literally just a repeat of woodrow wilson’s segregationist purge of the federal government
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January 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
not to blame leftists but i gotta say the “both sides are bad” crowd has been pretty quiet about the US building a concentration camp in guantanamo
January 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
not to blame leftists but i gotta say the “both sides are bad” crowd has been pretty quiet about the US building a concentration camp in guantanamo
me pointing to Peter Shamshiri: “no you don’t understand that’s my emotional support straight white boy”
January 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
me pointing to Peter Shamshiri: “no you don’t understand that’s my emotional support straight white boy”
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MAGA yesterday: You LIBS are SICK! How dare you so soon after a crash mention Dear Leader Trump's shakeup at the FAA and how he gutted an aviation safety committee.
MAGA today: THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF BIDEN AND DIVERSITY!
MAGA today: THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF BIDEN AND DIVERSITY!
January 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
MAGA yesterday: You LIBS are SICK! How dare you so soon after a crash mention Dear Leader Trump's shakeup at the FAA and how he gutted an aviation safety committee.
MAGA today: THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF BIDEN AND DIVERSITY!
MAGA today: THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF BIDEN AND DIVERSITY!
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Donold is blaming a plane crash that killed 67 people on “DEI” with zero evidence.
He is attempting to use racism to deflect from the fact it is HIS fault. He had just removed 100 FAA senior officials.
It’s been 11 days and there are 67 bodies in the Potomac in Washington DC because of him.
He is attempting to use racism to deflect from the fact it is HIS fault. He had just removed 100 FAA senior officials.
It’s been 11 days and there are 67 bodies in the Potomac in Washington DC because of him.
January 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Donold is blaming a plane crash that killed 67 people on “DEI” with zero evidence.
He is attempting to use racism to deflect from the fact it is HIS fault. He had just removed 100 FAA senior officials.
It’s been 11 days and there are 67 bodies in the Potomac in Washington DC because of him.
He is attempting to use racism to deflect from the fact it is HIS fault. He had just removed 100 FAA senior officials.
It’s been 11 days and there are 67 bodies in the Potomac in Washington DC because of him.
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Every headline should read "One Week after trump fires FAA staff, the US has its biggest plane crash in over a decade"
January 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Every headline should read "One Week after trump fires FAA staff, the US has its biggest plane crash in over a decade"
instead of saying “this is because of DEI” what these morons should really say “the only thing i’ve accomplished in my sad waste of a life is being a rich white man and i’m sad the world won’t just hand me every single thing i want”
January 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
instead of saying “this is because of DEI” what these morons should really say “the only thing i’ve accomplished in my sad waste of a life is being a rich white man and i’m sad the world won’t just hand me every single thing i want”
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We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
January 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life