doug dimmadildo
@dougdimma.bsky.social
We were ghost hunting at my friend’s apartment and when i tried to make a joke the spirit box called out “you are annoying” so even ghosts are pver my shit
January 18, 2024 at 2:11 AM
We were ghost hunting at my friend’s apartment and when i tried to make a joke the spirit box called out “you are annoying” so even ghosts are pver my shit
They want to silence me
September 30, 2023 at 11:20 PM
They want to silence me
If my hot ups driver calls me babe one more time I will suck him off in the street omfg
September 21, 2023 at 12:44 AM
If my hot ups driver calls me babe one more time I will suck him off in the street omfg
Sometimes I love having bipolar disorder because going to the gym this much to burn off energy is making me really hot
September 15, 2023 at 11:56 PM
Sometimes I love having bipolar disorder because going to the gym this much to burn off energy is making me really hot
I ripped so many pairs of workout shorts this week what is WRONG with me
September 13, 2023 at 1:41 AM
I ripped so many pairs of workout shorts this week what is WRONG with me
They call it diarrhea but ive never felt more alive
July 28, 2023 at 3:05 AM
They call it diarrhea but ive never felt more alive
Every time I see a dark haired person with piercings and tattoos I instinctively Suck It In just in case they look at me because they’re wonderful and I’m just me
July 22, 2023 at 3:16 AM
Every time I see a dark haired person with piercings and tattoos I instinctively Suck It In just in case they look at me because they’re wonderful and I’m just me
Omg I just paid off my credit card debt omg omg omg I have no debt omg I don’t owe anyone anything. Car paid off. Cards paid off. School paid off. NOTHING.
July 12, 2023 at 1:27 PM
Omg I just paid off my credit card debt omg omg omg I have no debt omg I don’t owe anyone anything. Car paid off. Cards paid off. School paid off. NOTHING.
Intraosseus catheters are fucking wild
July 11, 2023 at 12:29 AM
Intraosseus catheters are fucking wild
Ridin that gnarly depression wave haha 🤙🏼 cowabunga
July 10, 2023 at 1:40 AM
Ridin that gnarly depression wave haha 🤙🏼 cowabunga
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lower back tattoo that says id rather be gooning rn
July 4, 2023 at 7:44 PM
lower back tattoo that says id rather be gooning rn
Just got health insurance whoop whoop
July 4, 2023 at 2:18 PM
Just got health insurance whoop whoop
Season 4 of love island australia really has me screaming at the tv because why are these girls giving these boys so many chances
July 4, 2023 at 11:59 AM
Season 4 of love island australia really has me screaming at the tv because why are these girls giving these boys so many chances
Cleaning my friend’s entire house because I can’t figure out where that smell is coming from while I’m dogsitting only to find out one of them farts a lot so it’s just air.
July 3, 2023 at 10:18 PM
Cleaning my friend’s entire house because I can’t figure out where that smell is coming from while I’m dogsitting only to find out one of them farts a lot so it’s just air.
I got a spray tan and then it started pouring rain
July 3, 2023 at 8:32 PM
I got a spray tan and then it started pouring rain
Paper clothes from the surgeon
July 3, 2023 at 6:35 PM
Paper clothes from the surgeon
This heat is homophobic
July 3, 2023 at 5:11 PM
This heat is homophobic
