sadly doesn’t hold up so well imho with all the dated references, but it’ll always have a special place in my heart

the most obviously evil and socially maladapted man to step before a camera in generations

haha. mule.

just tell us your idea and we’ll vote for it!

besides the point but ‘the elephant in the lane’ is just an offensive construction

he sounds like foghorn leghorn with a hangover

the “much more” part will be accounted for in history books

and for shirts that button all the way up

sorry you’re experiencing this, i feel your pain. can’t offer leads nor suggest anything you haven’t already tried or considered, but having recently experienced a grueling period of unemployment, i’ll just say it helps to remember that in time you’ll be on the other side of it

i was assured those in the blue uniforms would *not* help those in the red uniforms operate the global blood machine in a criminal matter

the converse ‘grasp the bull by the thorns’ is not as good